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Modern Smells (jingle bells parody)

Slinging spells, modern smells,

the metagame sucks!

Oh what fun it is to get rekt and lose

to dudes who spend large bucks.

Slinging spells, modern smells,

but humans is the worst.

All those cards with a low CMC

makes this format cursed.

Storm really ain't bad.

Well besides the combo lad.

If you don't stop them

they ain't a comrade! (ha ha ha)

Jund is kinda bland,

For everything is 'grand';

the cards in it will cost so much

that they should just be banned! (OH!)

Slinging spells, modern smells,

the metagame sucks!

Oh what fun it is to get rekt and lose

to dudes who spend large bucks.

Slinging spells, modern spells,

and burn is just a pest.

All it does is throw damage,

'cause a fast win is its quest.

And then there is control.

Oh god is it so dull.

Counter spells and path,

please just stop this bull!

Hollow one is new,

and once was a spicy brew,

but this randomness is so darn dumb,

'cause it caught on like the flu, OH!

Slinging spells, modern smells,

let's end on the cost.

The cards have a price that's so darn high

that your cash will be lost.

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Date added 6 years
Last updated 6 years
Legality

This deck is Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

8 - 0 Mythic Rares

32 - 0 Rares

13 - 0 Uncommons

17 - 0 Commons

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 4.11
Tokens Beast 4/4 G, Bird 1/1 W, Clue, Emblem Nissa, Vital Force, Phyrexian Beast 4/4 G, Plant 0/1 G
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