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This is the greatest and best song in the world...tribute.

Long time ago me (Shadowborn Apostle) and my brother Kyle (Shadowborn Apostle) here, we was hitchhiking down a long and lonesome road. All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon (Griselbrandfoil) in the middle of the road. And he said, "Play the best song in the world or I'll eat your soul!"

Well, me (Shadowborn Apostle) and Kyle (Shadowborn Apostle), we looked at each other, and we each said, "Okay". And we played the first thing that came to our heads, just so happened to be the best song in the world (Bloodbond March), it was the best song in the world (Bloodbond March).

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see one and one make two, two and one make three it was destiny! Once every hundred-thousand years or so when the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow and the grass doth grow-ho.

Needless to say, the Beast (Griselbrandfoil) was stunned. A whip-crack went his whippy tail, and the beast was done! He asked us snort "Be you Avacyn, Angel of Hope?" And we said "Nay, we are but men, Rock!" Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah! Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not the greatest song in the world (Bloodbond March), no! This is just a tribute! Couldn't remember the greatest song in the world (Bloodbond March), no! This is a tribute, oh! To the greatest song in the world, alright. It was the greatest song in the world, alright. Yeah, it was the best Mother Kangaroo song. The greatest song in the world (Bloodbond March).

Ah-rah, dee soo-guh-goo-gee-goo-gee. Goo-guh fli-goo gee-goo guh fli-goo, ga-goo-buh-dee. Ooh, guh-goo-bee, ooh-guh-guh-bee-guh-guh-bee. Fli-goo gee-goo a-fliguh woo-wa mama Griselbrandfoil!

And the peculiar thing is this, my friends: The song we sang on that fateful night, it didn't actually sound anything like this song...

This is just a tribute, you've gotta believe me and I wish you were there, just a matter of opinion. Ah, Fling! Good God, God lovin' so surprised to find you can't stop it, a fiery ring of fire, rich Mother Kangaroo, aw. Alright! Alright!

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Revision 13 See all

(13 hours ago)

-1 Svogthos, the Restless Tomb maybe
Date added 9 years
Last updated 13 hours
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This deck is Casual legal.

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4 - 0 Mythic Rares

17 - 0 Rares

2 - 0 Uncommons

26 - 0 Commons

Cards 60
Avg. CMC 2.41
Tokens Pest 1/1 BG
Folders Golgari
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