Go F*** Yourself

Commander / EDH Casual Double Trigger Extort Group Slug Multiplayer WB (Orzhov)

Angelborn07

Creature (31)

• 1x Agent of Masks
• 1x Archfiend of Depravity
• 1x Archfiend of Despair
• 1x Athreos, God of Passage
• 1x Basilica Guards
• 1x Basilica Screecher
• 1x Bloodletter of Aclazotz
• 1x Cruel Celebrant
• 1x Crypt Ghast
• 1x Drivnod, Carnage Dominus
• 1x Elas il-Kor, Sadistic Pilgrim
• 1x Great Unclean One
• 1x Kambal, Consul of Allocation
• 1x Kambal, Profiteering Mayor
• 1x Kingpin's Pet
• 1x Knight of Obligation
• 1x MacCready, Lamplight Mayor
• 1x Mardu Shadowspear
• 1x Massacre Wurm
• 1x Ob Nixilis, Unshackled
• 1x Obzedat, Ghost Council
• 1x Plague Drone
• 1x Pontiff of Blight
• 1x Sheoldred, the Apocalypse
• 1x Syndic of Tithes
• 1x Thrull Parasite
• 1x Tithe Drinker
• 1x Treasury Thrull
• 1x Twilight Prophet
• 1x Vein Ripper
• 1x Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose

Enchantment (16)

• 1x Bastion of Remembrance
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Dictate of Erebos
• 1x Dogged Pursuit
• 1x Exquisite Blood
• 1x Grave Pact
• 1x Night Dealings
• 1x Oversold Cemetery
• 1x Polluted Bonds
• 1x Price of Knowledge
• 1x Sanguine Bond
• 1x Subversion
• 1x Tainted Remedy
• 1x The Meathook Massacre
• 1x Warlock Class
• 1x Wound Reflection

Artifact (10)

• 1x Alhammarret's Archive
• 1x Bontu's Monument
• 1x Caged Sun
• 1x God-Pharaoh's Statue
• 1x Isochron Scepter
• 1x Isolation Cell
• 1x Jet Medallion
• 1x Oketra's Monument
• 1x Pearl Medallion
• 1x Throne of the God-Pharaoh

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Kaya, Intangible Slayer
• 1x Liliana of the Dark Realms

Instant (2)

• 1x Fracture
• 1x Vampiric Tutor

Commander (1)

Land (33)

• 1x Cabal Coffers
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Concealed Courtyard
• 1x Desolate Mire
• 1x Hall of Heliod's Generosity
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 11x Plains
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Scoured Barrens
• 10x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Field
• 1x Temple of Silence
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Vault of Champions

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Blood Tribute
• 1x Debt to the Deathless
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Revelation
• 1x Exsanguinate

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Sideboard

Creature (37)

• 1x Archon of Cruelty
• 1x Ayara, First of Locthwain
• 1x Battlefield Butcher
• 1x Blight Pile
• 1x Blood Seeker
• 1x Bloodthirsty Aerialist
• 1x Brutal Hordechief
• 1x Calculating Lich
• 1x Cliffhaven Vampire
• 1x Corpse Knight
• 1x Defiant Bloodlord
• 1x Divinity of Pride
• 1x Drana's Emissary
• 1x Epicure of Blood
• 1x Garrulous Sycophant
• 1x Gray Merchant of Asphodel
• 1x Herald of Hadar
• 1x Hollowborn Barghest
• 1x Hooded Blightfang
• 1x Indulging Patrician
• 1x Infectious Horror
• 1x Knights of the Black Rose
• 1x Loyal Subordinate
• 1x Malakir Bloodwitch
• 1x Marauding Blight-Priest
• 1x Mirkwood Bats
• 1x Nadier's Nightblade
• 1x Nightshade Harvester
• 1x Sanctum Seeker
• 1x Scholar of Athreos
• 1x Servant of Tymaret
• 1x Souls of the Faultless
• 1x Suture Priest
• 1x Syndicate Enforcer
• 1x Teysa, Envoy of Ghosts
• 1x Thieving Amalgam
• 1x Tomik, Wielder of Law

Enchantment (16)

• 1x Agent of the Iron Throne
• 1x Ashes of the Abhorrent
• 1x Assemble the Players
• 1x Bloodchief Ascension
• 1x Boon Reflection
• 1x Cleric Class
• 1x Court of Ambition
• 1x Dark Suspicions
• 1x Gift of Orzhova
• 1x Gonti's Machinations
• 1x Knights' Charge
• 1x Land Tax
• 1x Palace Siege
• 1x Paladin Class
• 1x Retreat to Hagra
• 1x Soul Enervation

Sorcery (6)

• 1x Choice of Damnations
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Fumigate
• 1x Grim Tutor
• 1x Gruesome Fate
• 1x Tyrant's Choice

Artifact (11)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Cosmos Elixir
• 1x Hierophant's Chalice
• 1x Orzhov Locket
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Tablet of the Guilds
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Tithing Blade  ^Flip
• 1x Whip of Erebos

Instant (7)

• 1x Cut Down
• 1x Defile
• 1x Despark
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Executioner's Swing
• 1x Foul-Tongue Shriek
• 1x Needlebite Trap

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Sorin, Grim Nemesis

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Commander modified version of my Extort deck. Meant for multiple opponents and to absolutely wreck their day. The idea is that if they do just about anything, they can do it, but also go f*** themselves.

Sideboard is cards that were considered, but ultimately didn't make it in the final cut.

Date added	7 months
Last updated	2 months
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	14 - 7 Mythic Rares 40 - 24 Rares 17 - 22 Uncommons 7 - 25 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.79
Tokens	City's Blessing, Copy Clone, Emblem Liliana of the Dark Realms, Energy Reserve, Human Soldier 1/1 W, Manifest 2/2 C, Plaguebearer of Nurgle 1/3 B, Spirit 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 WB, Monarch Emblem, Treasure, Vampire Knight 1/1 B, Warrior 1/1 W w/ Vigilance