Life's a Bitch

Unknown* WUB (Esper)

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Creature (23)

• 1x Aegis Angel
• 1x Ajani's Pridemate
• 1x Athreos, God of Passage
• 1x Ayli, Eternal Pilgrim
• 1x Baleful Strix
• 1x Cliffhaven Vampire
• 1x Cruel Celebrant
• 1x Crypt Ghast
• 1x Defiant Bloodlord
• 1x Delver of Secrets  ^Flip
• 1x Disciple of Deceit
• 1x Divinity of Pride
• 1x Drift of Phantasms
• 1x Epicure of Blood
• 1x Evil Twin
• 1x Mindshrieker
• 1x Oloro, Ageless Ascetic
• 1x Pontiff of Blight
• 1x Psychatog
• 1x Serra Avatar
• 1x Soul's Attendant
• 1x Souls of the Faultless
• 1x Vizkopa Guildmage

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Bribery
• 1x Consecrate / Consume
• 1x Debt to the Deathless
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Merciless Eviction
• 1x Ponder
• 1x Supreme Verdict

Land (36)

• 1x Arcane Sanctum
• 1x Calciform Pools
• 1x Celestial Colonnade
• 1x Cloudcrest Lake
• 1x Coastal Tower
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Creeping Tar Pit
• 1x Desert of the Glorified
• 1x Dromar's Cavern
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Halimar Depths
• 6x Island
• 1x Jwar Isle Refuge
• 1x Kabira Crossroads
• 1x Opal Palace
• 6x Plains
• 1x Scoured Barrens
• 1x Secluded Glen
• 1x Shambling Vent
• 1x Sunken Ruins
• 6x Swamp

Instant (7)

• 1x Absorb
• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Dromar's Charm
• 1x Mortify
• 1x Negate
• 1x Rest for the Weary

Artifact (15)

• 1x Azorius Signet
• 1x Chalice of Life  ^Flip
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Crawlspace
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Ghirapur Orrery
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Obelisk of Esper
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Pristine Talisman
• 1x Puppet Strings
• 1x Thaumatic Compass  ^Flip
• 1x Thopter Foundry
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Unbender Tine

Enchantment (9)

• 1x Celestial Mantle
• 1x Exquisite Blood
• 1x Freed from the Real
• 1x Painful Quandary
• 1x Revel in Riches
• 2x Rhystic Study
• 1x Sanguine Bond
• 1x Smothering Tithe

Planeswalker (3)

• 1x Liliana, the Last Hope
• 1x Sorin, Lord of Innistrad
• 1x Sorin, Solemn Visitor

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Creature (2)

• 1x Consuming Aberration
• 1x Wight of Precinct Six

Instant (1)

• 1x Opt

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Blatant Thievery
• 1x Whispering Madness

Artifact (1)

• 1x Font of Mythos

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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic, he could save others from death, but not himself.

Date added	5 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Unknown legal.
Rarity (main - side)	9 - 0 Mythic Rares 29 - 0 Rares 27 - 0 Uncommons 16 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.45
Tokens	Emblem Liliana, the Last Hope, Emblem Sorin, Lord of Innistrad, Emblem Sorin, Solemn Visitor, Thopter 1/1 U, Treasure, Vampire 1/1 B w/ Lifelink, Vampire 2/2 B, Zombie 2/2 B