A casual deck built around defeating your opponents via Bronze Bombshell + Endless Whispers
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The core plan is to resolve a Bronze Bombshell while you have Endless Whispers in play. Then manage to get her killed and sent to the yard. When this happens you get to give an opponent your Bronze Bombshell and they put her into play under their control. As soon as they put her into play, they have to sacrifice her. When they do they take 7 damage and she goes to the graveyard and triggers Endless Whispers again. Then they get to choose an opponent to give her to. If they give her to you nothing happens because you are the owner of the card. But if they give her to another opponent the cycle then repeats itself. Theoretically, this will defeat all of your opponents. So they will keep trying to give her to you. Hence the rest of the deck. It is packed full of removal ensuring that you have some way of killing her whenever you get her back.
The Cards:
Bronze Bombshell: The only creature in the deck and the only creature you need. Once you have Endless Whispers in play, get her killed as fast as possible and let the cards win the game.
Endless Whispers: This enchantment combines with the Bronze Bombshell into your game-winning engine. Additionally, there will be chaos at the table once players realize this happens to any and all creatures that die while the whispers is in play.
Vampiric Rites: A sacrifice outlet for the bombshell that gains you life and draw power.
Profane Memento: This artifact is in the deck because you plan on killing everything and everyone. Once the Endless Whispers cycles happen this will net you a silly amount of life while your opponents die.
Orbs of Warding: this card is in the deck to stop someone else from winning the game or disrupting your game plan. As an added bonus it also will negate weenie overrun.
Diabolic Tutor: A couple copies that when combined with Read the Bones should get you to your win conditions. Any tutors would work here or another draw card. If the deck does stall, many of your draws are sweepers or kill cards anyways.
Read the Bones: This is a great way to dig into your deck. It can get you 4 deep into your library for 3 mana and a couple lives.
Drown in Sorrow: A sweeper card to clear the board of the light stuff and let you scry your deck a little.
Wet Willie of the Damned: A funny version of a weenie kill/gain card. If your meta or kitchen table don't like the idea of you using these cards casually then just replace it with another weenie kill/gain card like Pharika's Cure or Soul Spike. Or just straight kill the good way like with Slaughter Pact or Sudden Death or any of the other great kill cards in Black's arsenal.
The Instant Answers:
Bile Blight: This card is great. Instant speed. 2 mana. Kills everything with the same name. Will even kill someone going infinite with weenies like goblins or saprolings or whatever. As long as you keep 2 mana open for this you won't get killed by a "Surprise! I go infinite with goblins and run you all over!" Not that turn anyways.
Geth's Verdict: An excellent non-targeting creature removal spell. Good for hexproof stuff if your opponent doesn't have other stuff out.
Murder: Does what it says on the tin. And with a great name.
Lastly, the lands. Grab a bunch of swamps. Maybe throw in some utility land like Radiant Fountain. I put those in just to goose my life a little from early game surprises. But cycle lands like Barren Moor or other utility lands may be a good idea. Its for casual multiplayer so you can never have too much utility.
Now, to play the deck is simple. Get out Endless Whispers. Get out Bronze Bombshell. Get the bombshell into your yard and then win as a side effect of her dying. Everything else in the deck is to kill her off, get to her in your library or kill your opponent's stuff so they don't win while you are trying to win.
That is it for the deck. If you have a comment or a suggestion please feel free to post it below.
