ASS!!!

Standard*

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Creature (104)

• 4x Assquatch
• 4x Avatar of Me
• 4x B-I-N-G-O
• 4x Bad Ass
• 2x Cardpecker
• 2x Carnivorous Death-Parrot
• 4x Cheap Ass
• 2x Cheatyface
• 4x Chicken a la King
• 4x Chicken Egg
• 4x Clam-I-Am
• 2x Creature Guy
• 4x Dumb Ass
• 2x Elvish House Party
• 2x Emcee
• 4x Fat Ass
• 2x Frazzled Editor
• 4x Free-Range Chicken
• 2x Goblin Bookie
• 4x Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
• 3x Keeper of the Sacred Word
• 2x Magical Hacker
• 2x Man of Measure
• 4x Mesa Chicken
• 2x Orcish Paratroopers
• 1x Paper Tiger
• 4x Poultrygeist
• 1x Rock Lobster
• 1x Scissors Lizard
• 4x Six-y Beast
• 4x Smart Ass
• 4x S.N.O.T.
• 2x Timmy, Power Gamer
• 4x Uktabi Kong
• 2x Urza's Science Fair Project

Sorcery (27)

• 3x Ass Whuppin'
• 2x Enter the Dungeon
• 3x Face to Face
• 2x Flock of Rabid Sheep
• 2x Granny's Payback
• 4x Land Aid '04
• 3x Mouth to Mouth
• 4x Strategy, Schmategy
• 1x The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service
• 3x Wet Willie of the Damned

Enchantment (19)

• 2x "Ach! Hans, Run!"
• 2x Censorship
• 3x Farewell to Arms
• 4x Fowl Play
• 4x Staying Power
• 1x The Cheese Stands Alone
• 1x Topsy Turvy
• 2x Wordmail

Instant (24)

• 3x AWOL
• 3x Duh
• 3x Eye to Eye
• 3x Flaccify
• 1x Kill! Destroy!
• 3x Side to Side
• 3x Supersize
• 3x Team Spirit
• 2x When Fluffy Bunnies Attack

Artifact (12)

• 2x Bronze Calendar
• 1x Gleemax
• 2x Mana Screw
• 2x Mox Lotus
• 2x Pointy Finger of Doom
• 3x Rod of Spanking

Land (4)

• 4x City of Ass

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Consists of cards from the unhinged and unglued sets

Date added	7 years
Last updated	7 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	51 - 0 Rares 44 - 0 Uncommons 95 - 0 Commons
Cards	190
Avg. CMC	3.40
Tokens	1/1 G Token Creature Ape, 4/4 R Creature Chicken, Ape 3/3 G, Sheep 2/2 G