Can't Touch This

Commander / EDH Aggro Aura Hexproof Enchantment Pillow Fort Theme/Gimmick Voltron

Joe40

Creature (19)

• 1x Academy Rector
• 1x Aetherplasm
• 1x Ajani's Chosen
• 1x Archangel of Tithes
• 1x Aura Thief
• 1x Avacyn, Angel of Hope
• 1x Consecrated Sphinx
• 1x Fog Bank
• 1x Grand Arbiter Augustin IV
• 1x Keiga, the Tide Star
• 1x Merieke Ri Berit
• 1x Serra Ascendant
• 1x Soul Warden
• 1x Sovereigns of Lost Alara
• 1x Stormtide Leviathan
• 1x Stuffy Doll
• 1x Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre
• 1x Wall of Denial
• 1x Windborn Muse

Land (36)

• 1x Adarkar Wastes
• 1x Arcane Sanctum
• 1x Celestial Colonnade
• 1x Creeping Tar Pit
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 1x Eiganjo Castle
• 1x Flagstones of Trokair
• 1x Glacial Fortress
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 1x Homeward Path
• 4x Island
• 1x Minamo, School at Water's Edge
• 1x Mystic Gate
• 5x Plains
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Scrubland
• 1x Seachrome Coast
• 1x Sejiri Refuge
• 1x Serra's Sanctum
• 1x Shizo, Death's Storehouse
• 1x Skycloud Expanse
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Sunken Ruins
• 2x Swamp
• 1x Tundra
• 1x Underground Sea
• 1x Urborg

Enchantment (27)

• 1x Attrition
• 1x Aura of Silence
• 1x Authority of the Consuls
• 1x Daybreak Coronet
• 1x Diplomatic Immunity
• 1x Eldrazi Conscription
• 1x Enchanted Evening
• 1x Energy Field
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Greater Auramancy
• 1x Karmic Justice
• 1x Land Tax
• 1x Leyline of Sanctity
• 1x Luminarch Ascension
• 1x Martyr's Bond
• 1x Moat
• 1x Necropotence
• 1x Pariah
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Prison Term
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Shielded by Faith
• 1x Sphere of Safety
• 1x Stasis
• 1x Steel of the Godhead
• 1x Vanishing

Artifact (7)

• 1x Azorius Signet
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Library of Leng
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Norn's Annex
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Sol Ring

Instant (6)

• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Mana Drain
• 1x Pact of Negation
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Vampiric Tutor

Sorcery (4)

• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Replenish
• 1x Show and Tell
• 1x Toxic Deluge

Commander (1)

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Sideboard

Creature (7)

• 1x Bruna, Light of Alabaster
• 1x Drift of Phantasms
• 1x Geist of Saint Traft
• 1x Mesa Enchantress
• 1x Platinum Emperion
• 1x Stoneforge Mystic
• 1x Wall of Omens

Enchantment (14)

• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Cloak of Mists
• 1x Copy Artifact
• 1x Copy Enchantment
• 1x Dictate of Kruphix
• 1x Edge of the Divinity
• 1x Ethereal Armor
• 1x Gift of Immortality
• 1x Grasp of Fate
• 1x Imprisoned in the Moon
• 1x Oblivion Ring
• 1x Reconnaissance
• 1x Underworld Connections
• 1x Unquestioned Authority

Artifact (3)

• 1x Crystal Chimes
• 1x Darksteel Plate
• 1x Proteus Staff

Instant (2)

• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Path to Exile

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Armageddon
• 1x Terminus

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• All the incentives for no one to attack you (mana tax for creatures attacking and creatures that have negative impacts on opponents through death)

• 2 good walls

• a few good counterspells and tutors

• Stuffy doll + Pariah = no one will ever attack you

• Moat & stormtide = no land attacks

• Ways to deal with discards, creature control, and flying.

• If they destroy your enchants, bring them back with replenish.

• Win with buffed commander, fatty's (like ulamog) cheated in after defenses in place, or through cyclonic rift.

• ramp and card draw through land tax and phyrexian arena respectively

TBH, I didn't realize how broken zur was. You can just basically have the game in your pocket by turn 4 or 5 (depending on whether you have lightning greaves out). As soon as Zur declares an attack for the first time, grab vanishing for him. At this point if you have two blue mana he's untouchable via phasing. Next get him shielded by faith to make him indestructible. Then put pariah on him to make you functionally unkillable. I'm probably going to make the same kind of deck with Merieke as the commander instead because this is a bit too queso.

Edit: Replaced edge of the divinity with GAA upon suggestion; Changed out cloak of mists and mesa enchantress for enchanted evening/ aura thief combo; replaced copy artifact with attrition to combo with aura thief and martyr's bond. If possible can someone explain how a aoe mass enchantment removal could still hit zur with vanishing if your always pocketing mana to phase out (afterwards i would always pocket 4 blue if possible) and how you would be able to die after the pariah/shielded by faith combo.

Date added	7 years
Last updated	7 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	10 - 3 Mythic Rares 54 - 14 Rares 21 - 8 Uncommons 4 - 3 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.28
Tokens	Angel 4/4 W, Cat 2/2 W