The Ur-Golems army is upon us. They have manufactured their forces and are marching on. all hail the golem overlords. do not be afraid petty humans. the golems mean you no harm. they are only here to harvest all organic matter for their energy chambers and to cleanse this plane of all lesser life forms... which may include humans.
Blade Splicer - this guy wants to give first strike so badly he has the lowest CMC of all splicers, just so he can be first.
Master Splicer - this guy prefers to take his time to perfect his craft. not out as early as blade splicer but its worth it to hit that much harder.
Wing Splicer - bringing up the rear of the splicers is out evasion master. once he drops, so do your opponents life points.
Adaptive Automaton - name golem and this guy is a mini master splicer
Phantasmal Image - for 2 mana this guy is any other splicer on the field. even if we only have a blade splicer this guy is the bomb, because he enters as a copy of the splicer meaning we get another 3/3 golem token. at worst this guy comes in as a cheaper Adaptive Automaton at best this guy is another Master Splicer or Precursor Golem
Precursor Golem - this is an army in a can. 3 3/3 golems for 5 is pretty efficent. and each of these guys is buffed by out splicers. careful though. these guys leave you open to mass removal.
Talisman of Progress - mana rock is mana rock.
Cloudshift - basic use is on splicers. 1 mana to give us another 3/3 golem. id say its a good deal.
Dispatch with all the artifacts running around this is essentially a better path to exile.
azorious charm - now every golem has lifelink. deal with it. or maybe i just dont like youre creature. or maybe i want to pay 2 mana to draw a card. im pretty crazy. i might do it.
Tempered Steel - yo Master Splicer i heard you like buffing golems. tempered steel here is +2/+2 for all golems all for just 3 mana. dang son. master splicer you just got wrecked.
side board
Remand - stop that.
Semblance Anvil - man i wish splicers were cheaper. wait a sec...
Trinisphere - slow down
Rusted Relic - 3/3 is nice. but what about a 5/5?
Oblivion Ring - this is for when people tell me to stop doing things.
i also cant afford fetch lands. the metal prices have gone up recently meaning it was pretty expensive to build all of these golems. so please help me keep it remotely budget.
also please help with the blueprints for the manufacturing of this deck by submitting comments below. the golem overlords willl be pleased by your willingness to serve the ur-golem. they may even spare your fragile body from the mass cleansing. They might even give you a metal cookie if you +1.
