A dumb deck that used to cost five dollars.

For those that don't know, use Maralen of the Mornsong to tutor Ad Nauseam on turn 4, and any ramp card on turn 5. Ad Nauseam your whole deck, play Dark Sphere, play Sickening Dreams for however much you need to kill everyone at the table, Dark Sphere in response.

Can theoretically go off on turn 2 if you get lucky.

Elixir of Immortality is there if you get countered to reset. Feldon's Cane is faster, but not as consistent, and the life gain is nice. If you're cracking either to reset, you've already lost though.

For an even cheaper version, you just need Maralen of the Mornsong Ad Nauseam Sickening Dreams Dark Sphere and 96 Swamp

If you wanna be a real asshole, drop 2k on all the best ramp in EDH, toss in an Opposition Agent and consistently lock people out of the game early.

Enjoy losing your friends!

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cut some sac to ramp spells since culling the weak is just better and you can't play it without maralen in play anyways. kept elixir in case someone still tries to counter sickening dreams or ad nauseum.

gonna build a power 9-10 version of this deck since someone thinks this list is already a 9 lmao

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Date added 10 months
Last updated 2 months
Legality

This deck is Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

2 - 0 Rares

4 - 0 Uncommons

3 - 0 Commons

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 1.67
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