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Commander / EDH Competitive Jank

GodOfBullshit

NotLand (36)

• 1x Agadeem's Awakening  ^Flip
• 1x Bala Ged Recovery  ^Flip
• 1x Bloodsoaked Insight  ^Flip
• 1x Boggart Trawler  ^Flip
• 1x Bridgeworks Battle  ^Flip
• 1x Disciple of Freyalise  ^Flip
• 1x Drowner of Truth  ^Flip
• 1x Emeria's Call  ^Flip
• 1x Fell the Profane  ^Flip
• 1x Glasspool Mimic  ^Flip
• 1x Glasswing Grace  ^Flip
• 1x Hydroelectric Specimen  ^Flip
• 1x Jwari Disruption  ^Flip
• 1x Kazandu Mammoth  ^Flip
• 1x Khalni Ambush  ^Flip
• 1x Legion Leadership  ^Flip
• 1x Malakir Rebirth  ^Flip
• 1x Pelakka Predation  ^Flip
• 1x Pinnacle Monk  ^Flip
• 1x Razorgrass Ambush  ^Flip
• 1x Revitalizing Repast  ^Flip
• 1x Rush of Inspiration  ^Flip
• 1x Sea Gate Restoration  ^Flip
• 1x Shatterskull Smashing  ^Flip
• 1x Silundi Vision  ^Flip
• 1x Sink into Stupor  ^Flip
• 1x Strength of the Harvest  ^Flip
• 1x Stump Stomp  ^Flip
• 1x Sundering Eruption  ^Flip
• 1x Suppression Ray  ^Flip
• 1x Tangled Florahedron  ^Flip
• 1x Turntimber Symbiosis  ^Flip
• 1x Valakut Awakening  ^Flip
• 1x Vastwood Fortification  ^Flip
• 1x Waterlogged Teachings  ^Flip
• 1x Witch Enchanter  ^Flip

Win (3)

• 1x Goblin Charbelcher
• 1x Laboratory Maniac
• 1x Thassa's Oracle

Ramp (18)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Chrome Mox
• 1x Elves of Deep Shadow
• 1x Elvish Mystic
• 1x Elvish Spirit Guide
• 1x Fyndhorn Elves
• 1x Ignoble Hierarch
• 1x Llanowar Elves
• 1x Lotus Petal *f-etch*
• 1x Noble Hierarch
• 1x Pentad Prism
• 1x Simian Spirit Guide
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Talisman of Curiosity
• 1x Talisman of Resilience
• 1x Tinder Wall
• 1x Wild Growth

Tutor (13)

• 1x Birthing Pod
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Eldritch Evolution
• 1x Fiend Artisan
• 1x Finale of Devastation
• 1x Green Sun's Zenith
• 1x Imperial Seal
• 1x Muddle the Mixture
• 1x Mystical Tutor
• 1x Neoform
• 1x Sylvan Tutor
• 1x Vampiric Tutor
• 1x Worldly Tutor

Color (4)

• 1x Chromatic Sphere
• 1x Chromatic Star
• 1x Jack-o'-Lantern
• 1x Manamorphose

Commander (1)

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Util (14)

• 1x Angel's Grace
• 1x Fierce Guardianship
• 1x Force of Negation
• 1x Force of Will
• 1x Gitaxian Probe
• 1x Memory's Journey
• 1x Mental Misstep
• 1x Pact of Negation
• 1x Pongify
• 1x Rapid Hybridization
• 1x Silence
• 1x Swan Song
• 1x Unable to Scream
• 1x Veil of Summer

Necro (8)

• 1x Bloodghast
• 1x Combat Courier
• 1x Dread Return
• 1x Dregscape Zombie
• 1x Hogaak, Arisen Necropolis
• 1x Narcomoeba
• 1x Unburial Rites
• 1x Unearth

Mill (3)

• 1x Balustrade Spy
• 1x Hermit Druid
• 1x Undercity Informer

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Maybeboard

Necro (1)

• 1x Fatestitcher

Ramp (1)

• 1x Carpet of Flowers

Util (1)

• 1x Echo of Eons

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With the release of all then new dual sided lands from MH3 this deck has gotten major improvements to it's mana base. I'm still feeling out the adjustments this allows for to improve consistency. If you have any suggestions feel free to let me know.

How To Win With Only Spells

Deck Upside Down

Our first step in winning with this deck is putting our entire deck into our graveyard. We have 3 creatures that can do this for us:

• Hermit Druid
• Balustrade Spy
• Undercity Informer

Using one of these creatures, target yourself with their ability. As we have no lands in our deck, the result of all of these is our entire deck being place in our graveyard.

Now as there are only 3 of these creatures, we have ways to make sure we find them. Those being regular black tutors, and:

• Birthing Pod
• Green Sun's Zenith
• Eldritch Evolution
• Neoform
• Finale of Devastation
• Worldly Tutor
• Sylvan Tutor
• Muddle the Mixture (Can be used in a pinch)

If you manage to flip your deck upside down, Congrats! you've finished step one to winning with only spells.

The Rule of Three

Now with our deck in our graveyard, we need to set the field a little bit.

We need at least three creatures we control on the battlefield.

You may have that many already just from your mana dorks and the guy that flipped your deck upside down, but if not, we have a couple options to try and get up to the magic number of 3. In order from easiest to return, to hardest, they are:

1. Narcomoeba The easiest, as soon as it is put in the graveyard from your library, it comes to the battlefield.

2. Bloodghast You need to have a land enter the battlefield to return this one to the battlefield. Since most of our lands come in tapped anyway, holding on to a land in your had to play after your library is in your graveyard isn't that hard. (If you have the land in hand to spare)

3. Combat Courier Nice and simple, pay one blue to unearth this little body.

4. Dregscape Zombie Nice and simple, part two: Black edition. Just pay one black to unearth this body.

5. Hogaak, Arisen Necropolis Hogaak is the hardest creature to return from our graveyard to the field. With our entire deck in our graveyard, paying the {5} of his cost is very easy by delving. The hard part is that you need at least 2 green or black creatures untapped to pay the convoke for his color fixing.

Once you have 3 creatures on the field, it's time to move on to the next step,

The Payout

Finally, it's time for us to win, with a lovely little card in our graveyard: Dread Return

We sacrifice the three creatures we prepared on the field, in order to return one creature from our graveyard: Thassa's Oracle

As we have no cards in our deck, we win!

Just In Case

However, Counterspell exists, so we do have a couple backups. Not as good, but will do in a pinch

In case you miss your Dread Return, we have two backups.

• Unburial Rites A bit expensive to flashback at {3}{W}, but it's there just in case.

• Memory's Journey Easy to flashback at {G}, this won't win you the game outright, but should set you up to take it in the next couple turns. As well as preventing you from losing from not having a library any more.

• Unearth is a decent option, but only if you have it in hand before you turn your deck upside down.

And for if you can't get Thassa's Oracle we have Laboratory Maniac. Not as good, but can still snag a win in needed.

Hope you like this little mess. This deck is a personal concoction, and suggestions are very welcome.

Enjoy!

Date added	1 year
Last updated	9 hours
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	13 - 0 Mythic Rares 29 - 0 Rares 42 - 0 Uncommons 15 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.47
Tokens	Angel Warrior 4/4 W, Ape 3/3 G, Bird 2/2 U, Eldrazi Spawn 0/1 C, Energy Reserve, Frog Lizard 3/3 G