I'm Gonna Wreck It

Commander / EDH BRG (Jund) Control Group Slug

hyperlocke

Land (35)

• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Cinder Glade
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 2x Forest
• 1x Great Furnace
• 1x Homeward Path
• 1x Kher Keep
• 2x Mountain
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Rootbound Crag
• 1x Savage Lands
• 1x Scavenger Grounds
• 1x Smoldering Marsh
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 4x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Abandon
• 1x Temple of Malady
• 1x Temple of Malice
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Tree of Tales
• 1x Vault of Whispers
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Wooded Foothills
• 1x Woodland Cemetery

Planeswalker (7)

• 1x Daretti, Ingenious Iconoclast
• 1x Freyalise, Llanowar's Fury
• 1x Garruk, Apex Predator
• 1x Liliana, Dreadhorde General
• 1x Nissa, Voice of Zendikar
• 1x Vraska, Relic Seeker
• 1x Xenagos, the Reveler

Creature (21)

• 1x Acidic Slime
• 1x Avenger of Zendikar
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Butcher of Malakir
• 1x Combustible Gearhulk
• 1x Copper Myr
• 1x Deathrite Shaman
• 1x Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder
• 1x Feldon of the Third Path
• 1x Grave Titan
• 1x Kothophed, Soul Hoarder
• 1x Leaden Myr
• 1x Overseer of the Damned
• 1x Patron of the Vein
• 1x Prossh, Skyraider of Kher *f-etch*
• 1x Purphoros, God of the Forge
• 1x Rankle, Master of Pranks
• 1x Scavenging Ooze
• 1x Sidisi, Undead Vizier
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Wurmcoil Engine

Instant (8)

• 1x Assassin's Trophy
• 1x Bedevil
• 1x Go for the Throat
• 1x Hero's Downfall
• 1x Putrefy
• 1x Rakdos Charm
• 1x Terminate
• 1x Windgrace's Judgment

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Awakening Zone
• 1x Dictate of Erebos
• 1x Grave Pact
• 1x Pernicious Deed
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Rancor

Commander (1)

Artifact (14)

• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Golgari Signet
• 1x Gruul Signet
• 1x Illusionist's Bracers
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mimic Vat
• 1x Mirage Mirror
• 1x Nihil Spellbomb
• 1x Silent Gravestone
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Sphere of the Suns
• 1x Sword of Sinew and Steel

Sorcery (8)

• 1x Black Sun's Zenith
• 1x Crux of Fate
• 1x Damnation
• 1x Decree of Pain
• 1x Diabolic Intent
• 1x Maelstrom Pulse
• 1x Toxic Deluge
• 1x Vandalblast

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Maybeboard

Creature (2)

• 1x Korvold, Fae-Cursed King
• 1x Savvy Hunter

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The Shattergang Brothers are the MtG equivalent of Wreck-it Ralph.

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Lore

Taken from this article.

In Ravnica, if you want something destroyed, call the Shattergang Brothers . No job is too small or person too important for this goblin family. They are sought after by thieves and priests alike, and even the Rakdos have been known the hire them for jobs that need a bombastic finesse. These goblins can take out—or blow up—any problem you might have. An Izzet mage giving you trouble? Gargoyle spying on you? Pesky curse upon your house? The Shattergangs will bring the destructiveness you need for a (mostly) reasonable price. The Boros and Azorius have both put prices on their heads, but the Shattergangs have eluded capture time and time again. These brothers take pride in their work and joy in the destruction of others.

Philosophy

With this deck at the table, nothing will stay on the board for long. Ramp and fix hard, get the Shattergang Brothers and start getting rid of stuff with the Brother's abilities and a well-stocked removal suite. The Brother's abilities may appear symmetrical, but with the help of token generators, recurring creatures and "dies" triggers, they tend to be clearly in your favour.

When there's nothing left on your opponents' boards and they aren't scooping, start attacking with tokens and a few big hitters to wrap up the game.

Card Choices

Ramp and Mana Fixing

This deck needs lots and lots of mana in the right colors, so ramp and mana fixing are a big part of the deck. I use permanents rather than sorceries to have additional sac fodder. I want to start sacrificing things as early as possible, so I run a lot of 2-CMC spells instead of the often better 3-CMC spells.

• Sol Ring
• Birds of Paradise
• Deathrite Shaman
• Sphere of the Suns
• Golgari Signet
• Gruul Signet
• Rakdos Signet
• Copper Myr
• Leaden Myr
• Chromatic Lantern
• Awakening Zone
• Solemn Simulacrum
• Xenagos, the Reveler
• Freyalise, Llanowar's Fury

Token Producers

As most opposing permanents should be creatures, this deck can produce tokens to sac. If I have managed to control the board, the tokens also help me seal the deal.

• Kher Keep
• Awakening Zone
• Nissa, Voice of Zendikar
• Daretti, Ingenious Iconoclast
• Feldon of the Third Path
• Trading Post
• Xenagos, the Reveler
• Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder
• Freyalise, Llanowar's Fury
• Liliana, Dreadhorde General
• Vraska, Relic Seeker
• Prossh, Skyraider of Kher
• Grave Titan
• Wurmcoil Engine
• Avenger of Zendikar
• Overseer of the Damned
• Garruk, Apex Predator

Recursion

What fun would it be if I could sacrifice my stuff just once? This category has shrunken significantly in the last updates. Right now, I'm at a point where I would rather play something new to wreak havoc on the board than gain advantage by recurring Bloodghast or using Phyrexian Reclamation . This may change again in the future.

• Rancor
• Feldon of the Third Path

Card Draw

In most cases, I only draw cards when creatures die. Then again, this shouldn't be a problem in this deck...

• Skullclamp
• Silent Gravestone
• Nihil Spellbomb
• Nissa, Voice of Zendikar
• Phyrexian Arena
• Solemn Simulacrum
• Combustible Gearhulk (most of the time, my opponents let me draw)
• Liliana, Dreadhorde General
• Kothophed, Soul Hoarder
• Decree of Pain

Additional Sacrifices

Three Grave Pact effects (four if you count Illusionist's Bracers ) make the Shattergang Brothers extra fun. Coupled with my (right now diminished) sac outlets I can control the board even without the Brothers.

Grave Pacts

• Grave Pact
• Dictate of Erebos
• Butcher of Malakir
• Illusionist's Bracers

Sac Outlets

• Diabolic Intent
• Awakening Zone
• Sidisi, Undead Vizier
• Prossh, Skyraider of Kher

Other cards

• Rankle, Master of Pranks
• Liliana, Dreadhorde General

Removal

This may seem redundant, since my commander is removal on a stick, but to really control the board, I need a large amount of removal.
Creature spot removal

• Go for the Throat
• Terminate
• Hero's Downfall
• Bedevil
• Daretti, Ingenious Iconoclast
• Decimate
• Vraska, Relic Seeker
• Patron of the Vein
• Overseer of the Damned
• Garruk, Apex Predator

Creature mass removal

• Black Sun's Zenith
• Toxic Deluge
• Damnation
• Crux of Fate
• Decree of Pain

Enchantment and Artifact removal

• Vandalblast
• Rakdos Charm
• Daretti, Ingenious Iconoclast
• Bedevil
• Sword of Sinew and Steel
• Freyalise, Llanowar's Fury
• Acidic Slime
• Vraska, Relic Seeker

Planeswalker removal

• Hero's Downfall
• Bedevil
• Sword of Sinew and Steel
• Garruk, Apex Predator

Permanent removal

• Assassin's Trophy
• Pernicious Deed
• Maelstrom Pulse
• Windgrace's Judgment

Beat Sticks

When I control the board, it's time to think about wrapping up the game. The tokens I produce can attack, but that needs too much time. I need some beatsticks.

• Wurmcoil Engine
• Combustible Gearhulk
• Grave Titan
• Patron of the Vein
• Prossh, Skyraider of Kher
• Avenger of Zendikar
• Butcher of Malakir
• Overseer of the Damned
• Kothophed, Soul Hoarder

Notable Exclusions

There are some cards that seem like they would be great in here but don't really help this deck. I tested all cards in this list.

• Blood Artist - Too little effect. When you play with 30 or 40 life, this kind of life loss isn't as impressive as with 20 life.
• Attrition - I never realized how many black creatures are in my meta before I tested this...
• Smokestack - Absolutely brutal turn 3-4, dead card in mid to late game.
• It That Betrays - Sadly, it's just a win-more card. At , I should control the board and be beating faces in with tokens and my bigger creatures. It That Betrays just gives me my opponent's lands. And tapping out for this means giving my opponents a chance to keep important threats on the field.

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Suggestions are very welcome.

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Top Ranked	Achieved #1 position overall 4 years ago
Date added	9 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	17 - 0 Mythic Rares 49 - 0 Rares 14 - 0 Uncommons 12 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.58
Tokens	Beast 3/3 B, Construct 1/1 C Token w/ Defender, Copy Clone, Eldrazi Spawn 0/1 C, Elf Druid 1/1 G, Emblem Garruk, Apex Predator, Kobolds of Kher Keep 0/1 R, Pirate 2/2 B, Plant 0/1 G, Satyr 2/2 GR, Thrull 1/1 B, Treasure, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Deathtouch, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Lifelink, Zombie 2/2 B
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