Don't Teysa Me, Bro

Commander / EDH

chrisrazor

Creature (18)

• 1x Baleful Force
• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Erebos, God of the Dead
• 1x Gray Merchant of Asphodel
• 1x Guardian of the Gateless
• 1x Magister of Worth
• 1x Manor Gargoyle
• 1x Palisade Giant
• 1x Phyrexian Delver
• 1x Pontiff of Blight
• 1x Rhox Faithmender
• 1x Seraph of the Sword
• 1x Sheoldred, Whispering One
• 1x Soul of New Phyrexia
• 1x Sunblast Angel
• 1x Thrull Parasite
• 1x Vampire Nighthawk
• 1x Vizkopa Guildmage

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Liliana Vess

Land (40)

• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Opal Palace
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 1x Orzhov Guildgate
• 1x Piranha Marsh
• 15x Plains
• 14x Swamp
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Vault of the Archangel
• 1x Vivid Marsh

Enchantment (12)

• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Exquisite Blood
• 1x Ghostly Possession
• 1x Gift of Immortality
• 1x Greed
• 1x Indestructibility
• 1x Lightmine Field
• 1x Necropotence
• 1x One Thousand Lashes
• 1x Pillory of the Sleepless
• 1x Sanguine Bond
• 1x Underworld Connections

Artifact (5)

• 1x Coercive Portal
• 1x Orzhov Keyrune
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Well of Lost Dreams

Instant (9)

• 1x Condemn
• 1x Deicide
• 1x Doom Blade
• 1x Fated Return
• 1x Miraculous Recovery
• 1x Mortify
• 1x Slaughter Pact
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Victim of Night

Sorcery (14)

• 1x Barter in Blood
• 1x Decree of Pain
• 1x Diabolic Revelation
• 1x Killing Wave
• 1x Lingering Souls
• 1x Merciless Eviction
• 1x Obzedat's Aid
• 1x Paraselene
• 1x Planar Cleansing
• 1x Profane Command
• 1x Revoke Existence
• 1x Rise from the Grave
• 1x Solemn Offering
• 1x Unburial Rites

Commander (1)

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The basic strategy is to stall with hard to beat blockers that keep coming back, while draining everyone's life.

Date added	10 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 31 - 0 Rares 25 - 0 Uncommons 9 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.92
Tokens	Spirit 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 WB