Mean Girls

Commander / EDH Competitive Control Counters GWU (Bant) Stax

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Creature (16)

• 1x Acidic Slime
• 1x Angel of Finality
• 1x Archaeomancer
• 1x Aven Mindcensor
• 1x Bane of Progress
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Grand Arbiter Augustin IV
• 1x Hokori, Dust Drinker
• 1x Karmic Guide
• 1x Mirror Entity
• 1x Murkfiend Liege
• 1x Phyrexian Metamorph
• 1x Prophet of Kruphix
• 1x Seht's Tiger
• 1x Stoic Angel
• 1x Sylvan Caryatid

Planeswalker (4)

• 1x Jace, Architect of Thought
• 1x Jace, the Living Guildpact
• 1x Jace, the Mind Sculptor
• 1x Tamiyo, the Moon Sage

Land (32)

• 1x Academy Ruins
• 1x Azorius Chancery
• 1x Bant Panorama
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dryad Arbor
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Forest
• 1x Gemstone Mine
• 1x Halimar Depths
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 3x Island
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Miren, the Moaning Well
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Opal Palace
• 2x Plains
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Savannah
• 1x Seaside Citadel
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Temple of Plenty
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Thespian's Stage
• 1x Vivid Creek
• 1x Vivid Grove
• 1x Vivid Meadow
• 1x Windswept Heath

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Oblivion Ring
• 1x Privileged Position
• 1x Rising Waters
• 1x Sterling Grove
• 1x Sylvan Library

Artifact (12)

• 1x Birthing Pod
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Howling Mine
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Mana Web
• 1x Mimic Vat
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Static Orb
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Winter Orb

Instant (21)

• 1x Arcane Denial
• 1x Bant Charm
• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Condemn
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Dissipate
• 1x Eladamri's Call
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Evacuation
• 1x Fact or Fiction
• 1x Into the Roil
• 1x Mana Short
• 1x Momentary Blink
• 1x Mystical Tutor
• 1x Plasm Capture
• 1x Pollen Lullaby
• 1x Remand
• 1x Return to Dust
• 1x Spring Cleaning
• 1x Turnabout
• 1x Voyage's End

Sorcery (8)

• 1x Akroma's Vengeance
• 1x Day of Judgment
• 1x Green Sun's Zenith
• 1x Harmonize
• 1x Planar Cleansing
• 1x Ponder
• 1x Regrowth
• 1x Supreme Verdict

Commander (1)

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Sideboard

Creature (1)

• 1x Derevi, Empyrial Tactician

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Maybeboard

Creature (4)

• 1x Deadeye Navigator
• 1x Glen Elendra Archmage
• 1x Seedborn Muse
• 1x Sun Titan

Land (1)

• 1x Alchemist's Refuge

Artifact (2)

• 1x Bident of Thassa
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Wrath of God

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Cast in order of appearance:

Derevi, Empyrial Tactician- Queen of the Bant leads a stunning, nearly all female cast. Interacts well with just about everything as this script was written with her in mind. Pure Diva.

Tamiyo, the Moon Sage- Derevi's evil twin to which she has a psychic connection. This connection allows her to also bridge into the mind of other planeswalkers such as Jace Beleren and his alter-egos.

Stoic Angel- Her opponents are stunned by her beauty onscreen. A simple second is all she needs to transfix all but those with the greatest constitution. Serra awaits.

Hokori, Dust Drinker- Also a paralyzing presence onboard this spirit seeks revenge upon the very lands the cast treads. The loose cannon of the group, her appearance may be frightful or delightful.

Prophet of Kruphix- Backup dancer/Runner who strives for attention. Makes all the stars lives easier by working endless hours so they can sleep better at night.

Archaeomancer- Derevi's third hand and leader of her personal guard she also holds sway over the royal library and catacombs.

Jace, the Mind SculptorJace, the Living GuildpactJace, Architect of Thought- Jace is the leading male in the story and he has been called upon to perform three roles ala Mike Myers. He isnt aided by the fact that Derevi has control of his mind through the powers of the feared Tamiyo.

Birds of Paradise- One of Derevi's three pets, they can often be found either scouting the skies of perched upon her shoulder.

Seht's Tiger - The second of Derevi's three pets. After Derevi cpatured Seht, the tiger plead its fealty to the bird queen, and can often be found scouting jungles and plains alike.

Murkfiend Liege- The third and final of Derevi's three pets. The Liege is more of a mindless slave than a pet, doing derevi's bidding without any reward.

Karmic Guide- Derevi's guardian angel, assigned to her by the goddess Serra.

Aven Mindcensor- Derevi's crazy half-sister. Has a habit for popping around when she is least needed or wanted. If she hadn't saved Derevi's life so many times she would have eaten her a long time ago.

Mystical Tutor- Derevi's beautiful private teacher. Especially proficient at reciting poems of ivory.

Enlightened Tutor- Derevi's war advisor.

Special Items of Note:

Winter Orb- perched high on a pedestal in derevi's bedchambers, this stone is rumored to be the source of her power.

Static Orb- Often seen worn around Derevi's neck, especially when she is entering battle.

Sol Ring- Always worn upon her left ring finger.

Sensei's Divining Top- Many an hour are spent by Derevi, twiddling her favorite top given to her by her twin Tamiyo.

Lightning Greaves- how will these bitches live without shoes?

Date added	10 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 51 - 1 Rares 23 - 0 Uncommons 14 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.09
Tokens	Copy Clone, Emblem Tamiyo, the Moon Sage