8-Whack Shenanigans

Modern Aggro Budget Goblins Goodstuff Haste Mono-Red Red Deck Wins Sacrifice

WalkingPutoguro

Fodder (10)

• 4x Bone Saw
• 4x Ornithopter
• 2x Tormod's Crypt

Morale Boosters (6)

• 2x Legion Loyalist
• 4x Rundvelt Hordemaster

Pure Shenanigans (12)

• 4x Gleeful Demolition
• 4x Goblin Grenade
• 4x Kuldotha Rebirth

Humble Mountains (20)

• 20x Mountain

8-Whack Deluxe (8)

• 4x Goblin Bushwhacker
• 4x Reckless Bushwhacker

Just a Chill Guy (4)

• 4x Foundry Street Denizen

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Sideboard

Disruption (7)

• 3x Pithing Needle
• 4x Goblin Piledriver

More Shenanigans (4)

• 4x Dragon Fodder

Removal (4)

• 4x Lightning Bolt

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Even though this is a half-joke kind of deck it still can slap opponents good time.

The main idea is, of course, to get as many goblin tokens or goblins on the battlefield as fast as possible using Gleeful Demolition or Kuldotha Rebirth on one of our 0 mana artifacts, to later pump those goblins up with Rundvelt Hordemaster or the classic whack-duo of Goblin Bushwhacker and Reckless Bushwhacker (which I like to enable surge for by casting a 0 mana artifact on the same turn) and attack all out. Goblin Grenade is mainly here as a finisher as I've lost many games where my opponent had less than 5 life left, also great as a simple removal spell.

Nothing better than witnessing tryhards with expensive staple cards lose to some hasty goblins!

Any suggestions to help this list improve while staying on a budget are welcome!

Date added	2 weeks
Last updated	9 hours
Exclude colors	WUBG
Splash colors	R
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 7 Rares 18 - 0 Uncommons 16 - 8 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	1.05
Tokens	Goblin 1/1 R, Phyrexian Goblin 1/1 R