A Hoard of Stolen Goodies

Commander / EDH Partner Pirate Treasure Unblockable UR (Izzet)

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Creature (31)

• 1x Boarding Party
• 1x Breeches, Eager Pillager
• 1x Breeches, the Blastmaker
• 1x Broadside Bombardiers
• 1x Burdened Aerialist
• 1x Captain Lannery Storm
• 1x Captain Vargus Wrath
• 1x Coercive Recruiter
• 1x Corsair Captain
• 1x Cutthroat Negotiator
• 1x Daring Saboteur
• 1x Enterprising Scallywag
• 1x Fanatical Firebrand
• 1x Fathom Fleet Swordjack
• 1x Gemcutter Buccaneer
• 1x Glint-Horn Buccaneer
• 1x Goblin Tomb Raider
• 1x Goblin Trailblazer
• 1x Impulsive Pilferer
• 1x Lightning-Rig Crew
• 1x Malcolm, Alluring Scoundrel
• 1x Merchant Raiders
• 1x Oaken Siren
• 1x Pirated Copy
• 1x Port Razer
• 1x Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer
• 1x Reckless Lackey
• 1x Rigging Runner
• 1x Sailor of Means
• 1x Staunch Crewmate
• 1x Storm Fleet Sprinter

Instant (7)

• 1x Big Score
• 1x Blazing Crescendo
• 1x Great Train Heist
• 1x Hornswoggle
• 1x Lookout's Dispersal
• 1x Spell Swindle
• 1x Unexpected Windfall

Land (36)

• 1x Academy Ruins
• 1x Castle Embereth
• 1x Cavern of Souls
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Fiery Islet
• 5x Island
• 1x Lavaglide Pathway  ^Flip
• 1x Molten Tributary
• 10x Mountain
• 1x Path of Ancestry
• 1x Plaza of Heroes
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Sea Gate, Reborn  ^Flip
• 1x Shivan Reef
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Sulfur Falls
• 1x Three Tree City
• 1x Thriving Isle
• 1x Thundering Falls
• 1x Treasure Vault
• 1x Volatile Fault
• 1x Volcanic Fissure  ^Flip

Enchantment (7)

• 1x Brazen Cannonade
• 1x Kindred Discovery
• 1x Share the Spoils
• 1x Shared Animosity
• 1x Stolen Strategy
• 1x Storm the Vault  ^Flip
• 1x Vance's Blasting Cannons  ^Flip

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Brass's Bounty
• 1x Hell to Pay
• 1x Kindred Charge
• 1x Pirate's Pillage
• 1x Pirate's Prize

Commanders (2)

Artifact (12)

• 1x Arm-Mounted Anchor
• 1x Coat of Arms
• 1x Dowsing Device  ^Flip
• 1x Glittering Stockpile
• 1x Izzet Signet
• 1x Patchwork Banner
• 1x Pirate Hat
• 1x Talisman of Creativity
• 1x The Belligerent
• 1x The Indomitable
• 1x Treasure Map  ^Flip
• 1x Vanquisher's Banner

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Maybeboard

Land (26)

• 1x Beyeen Coast  ^Flip
• 1x Cascade Bluffs
• 1x Castle Vantress
• 1x Cliffgate
• 1x Coral Atoll
• 1x Fabled Passage
• 1x Ferrous Lake
• 1x Frostboil Snarl
• 1x Great Furnace
• 1x Highland Lake
• 1x Izzet Boilerworks
• 1x Izzet Guildgate
• 1x Jwari Ruins  ^Flip
• 1x Prismari Campus
• 1x Sea Gate
• 1x Seat of the Synod
• 1x Secluded Courtyard
• 1x Silverbluff Bridge
• 1x Soaring Seacliff
• 1x Song-Mad Ruins  ^Flip
• 1x Spirebluff Canal
• 1x Stormcarved Coast
• 1x Swiftwater Cliffs
• 1x Temple of Epiphany
• 1x Training Center
• 1x Unclaimed Territory

Instant (5)

• 1x Buccaneer's Bravado
• 1x Depths of Desire
• 1x Fiery Cannonade
• 1x Siren's Ruse
• 1x Smashing Success

Artifact (20)

• 1x Buried Treasure
• 1x Careening Mine Cart
• 1x Collector's Vault
• 1x Diamond Pick-Axe
• 1x Dire Flail  ^Flip
• 1x Door of Destinies
• 1x Fell Flagship
• 1x Gilded Assault Cart
• 1x Gilded Pinions
• 1x Goldvein Pick
• 1x Herald's Horn
• 1x Hoard Hauler
• 1x Icon of Ancestry
• 1x Izzet Cluestone
• 1x Izzet Locket
• 1x Magmatic Galleon
• 1x Pirate's Cutlass
• 1x Sword of Wealth and Power
• 1x Tempting Contract
• 1x Urza's Incubator

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Arm with AEther
• 1x Dance with Calamity
• 1x Hit the Mother Lode
• 1x Seize the Spoils
• 1x Seize the Spotlight
• 1x Spiteful Repossession
• 1x Strike it Rich

Creature (18)

• 1x Angrath's Marauders
• 1x Brazen Freebooter
• 1x Coastline Marauders
• 1x Daring Buccaneer
• 1x Deadeye Quartermaster
• 1x Dire Fleet Daredevil
• 1x Emberwilde Captain
• 1x Ghost of Ramirez DePietro
• 1x Headstrong Brute
• 1x Kari Zev, Skyship Raider
• 1x Kitesail Larcenist
• 1x Pirate Ship
• 1x Plundering Pirate
• 1x Prosperous Pirates
• 1x Reef Pirates
• 1x Storm Fleet Pyromancer
• 1x Swab Goblin
• 1x Wily Goblin

Enchantment (7)

• 1x Daring Piracy
• 1x Electropotence
• 1x Korvold and the Noble Thief
• 1x Rain of Riches
• 1x Sea Legs
• 1x Sticky Fingers
• 1x Trove of Temptation

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The very simple game plan is that Breeches and Malcolm gather up a crew of Pirates to punch the lunch money out of you and use it to cast your cards.

Well over half this deck is Pirates and Pirate accessories (to theft and assault), so getting a bunch of Pirates that either deftly maneuver past the enemy's blockers or just brute force through them is the core of the deck's main win condition, but it's not the only trick we can play. Obviously cards like Coat of Arms, Shared Animosity, and Kindred Charge are gonna be good for beating your opponents to death, but have you considered cards like Port Razer to get more combat damage triggers off of extra combats, or Lightning-Rig Crew to get a free Treasure and theft draw from everyone off of a single point of damage? Having Blue in the color identity even means we have some Pirate-themed counterspells like Hornswoggle, Spell Swindle, and Lookout's Dispersal to stop your opponents from shutting you down when you spend 15 treasures to give all your Pirates +30/+30 for existing. As any good Pirate should, we also have plenty of looting with cards like Pirate's Pillage, making impulsive decisions regarding your library with cards like Brazen Cannonade, and making impulsive decisions regarding EVERYONE'S libraries with cards like Share the Spoils.

As of time of writing, I've also separated both the Main- and Maybe-boards into Custom categories, so you too can cry at the sheer amount of cards I was forced to not put in the deck, and/or judge me harshly for passing up a free win-con like Angrath's Marauders to make room for yet another 1-drop Goblin to draw on Turn 20.

Date added	3 weeks
Last updated	1 week
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 40 - 0 Rares 21 - 0 Uncommons 18 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.16
Tokens	Copy Clone, Treasure