A Pissing Contest Between a Master and a Menace

Standard BG (Golgari) BUG (Sultai) Counters GU (Simic)

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Creature (21)

• 4x Cloudfin Raptor
• 3x Corpsejack Menace
• 4x Experiment One
• 3x Kalonian Hydra
• 4x Master Biomancer
• 3x Progenitor Mimic

Land (23)

• 1x Breeding Pool
• 9x Forest
• 8x Island
• 4x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Swamp

Instant (9)

• 3x Bioshift
• 3x Dispel
• 3x Ranger's Guile

Sorcery (7)

• 2x Give / Take
• 3x Increasing Savagery
• 2x Lay of the Land

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Sideboard

Creature (2)

• 2x Witchstalker

Artifact (2)

• 2x Pithing Needle

Instant (9)

• 4x Fog
• 2x Plasm Capture
• 3x Savage Summoning

Sorcery (2)

• 2x Give / Take

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SUPER MEGA COUNTERS! This deck is an engine that runs on counters. Master Biomancer Play a creature: ADD SOME COUNTERS! Corpsejack Menace Add some counters: ADD MORE COUNTERS!

Here is a conversation that just took place between the cards in my deck:

Master Biomancer: Hey look, an Experiment One is joining us, Imma give it some f@ucking counters.

Corpsejack Menace: AH HELL NAH! Imma give it MORE COUNTERS!

Elusive Krasis: Do I get a counter?

Corpsejack Menace: F@CK YEAH, TAKE TWO!

Experiment One: I feel pretty beefy.

Kalonian Hydra: Just a sec, I'll make you EXTRA beefy!

corpsjack menace: Well I'll make him MEGA-EXTRA BEEFY!!!! REGEN FOR DAAAAAAAAYS!!!

Date added	11 years
Last updated	11 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 0 Mythic Rares 11 - 9 Rares 9 - 2 Uncommons 15 - 4 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.81
Tokens	Copy Clone
Folders	Cool decks, Golgari Ideas, Standard, counters