Actually Toxic: A Goblin Tribal Story

Commander / EDH* Goblins Mono-Red Sacrifice Tokens

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Creature (26)

• 1x Conspicuous Snoop
• 1x Defiler of Instinct
• 1x Goblin Bushwhacker
• 1x Goblin Chirurgeon
• 1x Goblin Instigator
• 1x Goblin Matron
• 1x Goblin Recruiter
• 1x Goblin Ringleader
• 1x Goblin Sharpshooter
• 1x Impulsive Pilferer
• 1x Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker
• 1x Krenko, Mob Boss
• 1x Legion Loyalist
• 1x Legion Warboss
• 1x Lightning Crafter
• 1x Magus of the Wheel
• 1x Mogg War Marshal
• 1x Muxus, Goblin Grandee
• 1x Pashalik Mons
• 1x Rundvelt Hordemaster
• 1x Siege-Gang Commander
• 1x Skirk Prospector
• 1x Torch Courier
• 1x Witty Roastmaster
• 1x Zealous Conscripts
• 1x Zo-Zu the Punisher

Instant (6)

• 1x Abrade
• 1x Battle Hymn
• 1x Brightstone Ritual
• 1x Last-Ditch Effort
• 1x Red Elemental Blast
• 1x Wild Magic Surge

Sorcery (18)

• 1x By Force
• 1x Cathartic Reunion
• 1x Chain Reaction
• 1x Dragon Fodder
• 1x Faithless Looting
• 1x Gamble
• 1x Goblin Grenade
• 1x Goblin Offensive
• 1x Goblin War Party
• 1x Goblin War Strike
• 1x Hordeling Outburst
• 1x Infernal Plunge
• 1x Krenko's Command
• 1x Mana Geyser
• 1x Relentless Assault
• 1x Shattering Spree
• 1x Tormenting Voice
• 1x Wild Guess

Artifact (7)

• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Nim Deathmantle
• 1x Panharmonicon
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Thornbite Staff

Commander (1)

Enchantment (9)

• 1x Boggart Shenanigans
• 1x Braid of Fire
• 1x Dictate of the Twin Gods
• 1x Goblin Assault
• 1x Goblin Bombardment
• 1x Impact Tremors
• 1x Outpost Siege
• 1x Splinter Twin
• 1x Underworld Breach

Land (33)

• 1x Dwarven Mine
• 28x Mountain
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Witch's Clinic

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Creature (3)

• 1x Goblin Warchief
• 1x Hobgoblin Bandit Lord
• 1x Skirk Fire Marshal

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Tier 7

While Krenko is traditionally at the helm of Goblin decks, Purphoros is clearly the better option. You’re only 20 goblin ETBs from winning when he’s on the field…

While most other goblin starts go wide, the main goal of this deck is to burn out your opponents. Rather than building up +40 Goblins and waddling down your opponents via attrition, I’d rather gate my value from ETBs and sac triggers.

I’ve also tossed in a couple INF combos in case burn fails for whatever reason. While not infinite, Kikki Jikki + Muxus is absolutely cracked. While you won’t be getting 6 Goblin ETB triggers every time, you should net at least one or two.

This deck is full of ways of getting value from creature ETBs. Aside from the commander, cards like Impact tremors, boggart shenanigans, Last ditch effort, Outpost siege, and Dictate of the twin gods allow us to get max value.

This is a work in progress. I’m building this deck for a friend, I want this to be the most toxic deck that I’ve ever built; I want to not only regret making giving this deck away, but also I want to regret evening coming up with the concept for this deck. Please help me make this thing absolutely filthy.

Combos

Nim Deathmantle + Ashdod’s altar + (Siege Gang Commander) + (DAMAGE ON ETB) = INF Mana + INF Damage

Goblin Sharpshooter + Splinter twin - INF Damage

Kikki Jikki + Zelous Conscript = Infinite Zelous conscript tokens (INF ETB Triggers)

Kikki Jikki + Lightning crafter + Goblin Bombardment = PAIN

Thornbite staff + Skirk prospector/Ashnod’s Altar + Krenko mob boss = INF goblins

Date added	2 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	1 - 0 Mythic Rares 26 - 0 Rares 20 - 0 Uncommons 22 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.52
Tokens	Copy Clone, Dwarf 1/1 R, Goblin 1/1 R, Treasure
Folders	Built