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HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

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What originally started as a combination group slug/stax deck in an attempt to make everyone as miserable as possible has over time evolved and converged into a hatebear deck- using a combination of cards like The Battle of Bywater, Dusk / Dawn, and Welcoming Vampire to reward myself for playing weak creatures, and cards like Zo-Zu the Punisher and the horrible Citadel of Pain + Manabarbs combo to punish anyone who wants to cast spells with more than 4 mana. Also Cataclysm is there, because I hate you. This is still a nasty deck, but it traded some of the headache for an ability to win.

Also Chivalric Alliance + Spellshock is cute.

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98% Casual

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Date added 1 year
Last updated 1 year
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This deck is not Oathbreaker legal.

Rarity (main - side)

7 - 0 Mythic Rares

31 - 0 Rares

4 - 0 Uncommons

2 - 0 Commons

Cards 60
Avg. CMC 3.11
Tokens Food, Illusion */* U, Knight 2/2 WU, Map, Pegasus 2/2 W, The Monarch
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