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Do you like things that are red? How about shiny things? Do you like the consistency of looking for the same cards all the time, while annoying what few Magic-playing friends you have? THEN THIS BIG Z IS FOR YOU!!!!!!!!

DRAGONS! DARGONS! EXPLOSIONS! DAMAGE! CARNAGE! Absolutely obliterate your worst magic enemy with tons of damage, and don't feel any remorse for doing it! Let's face it, this is the most satisfaction you can get, that involves any type of cards. Outside of a casino. That doesn't have the words "strip poker" in it. Actually, maybe this is the most satisfaction you can get out of Magic: The Gathering.

WHAT IT FEELS LIKE:

Physical Pleasures

Being a Mother****ing Tyrannosaurus Rex

Smelling a bakery's delicacies

Eviscerating your worst enemy

Having 29 corgis doing your bidding

Insatiable Bloodlust

Swishing wine like a fancy person

Pressing the launch button on an ICBM

Claiming ANYTHING as yours

Staring at classical paintings for at least 4 hours

Cheetos fingers that need a lickin'

Time traveling to punch Hitler in the face

Making Hitler lick your cheetos fingers

Thinking of Emma Stone

Being able to see Fire and Rain. But mostly Fire. Because this is a red deck.

Also, I didn't just make all these cards foil for nothing. I actually have the physical deck all foiled out with these exact copies.

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Date added 9 years
Last updated 7 years
Legality

This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

25 - 0 Mythic Rares

31 - 0 Rares

10 - 0 Uncommons

2 - 0 Commons

Cards 98
Avg. CMC 4.22
Tokens Copy Clone, Dragon 5/5 R, Dragon 6/6 R, Enchantment Golem 3/3 C
Folders Decks, EDH decks, Decks, EDH
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