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Bullying For Dummies (and Dolls)

Standard Burn Control UR (Izzet)

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Hello, And welcome to the Guide to Beatdown and Verbal abuse.The target: Stuffy Doll . You know that one bugger that everyone hates? Got it? ok, so lemme break down how this is gonna go.

The Crew

Goblin Electromancer This is the guy with the ideas. He makes things easier to say, and make things proceed smoothy.

Guttersnipe The little scumbag who puts hurt in the words. Every time he says something, it breaks a little piece off your heart.

Ral Zarek This is the quit kid in the corner that sits around and waits. and then when time comes, he issues a savage beatdown that seems to last forever.

Fog Bank The Lookout. Keeps suspicious people out, and waits for the next target.

Izzet Staticaster This Guy shows up whenever, and and quickly strikes. The more victims the more hurt.

Stuffy Doll The target. The guy that you beat the living fluff out of.

Things to Say

Turn / Burn Someone big trying to breakup the beat down?turn and punch that sucker in the face!

Think Twice This will give you something else to say.

Curiosity Sometimes poking around might help find something.

Unsummon Someone getting in the way? Sent em packing with this.

Dissipate NO. says Enratic (used to be Cancel)

Izzet Charm 3 ways to piss someone off.

Well that's practically it. Now walk away like nothing happened.

Suggestions

Updates Add

Took out x4 Skullcrack and put in x2 Izzet Charm and x2 Curiosity. Izzetsane helped out with this.

This is a fun deck to play, but I'm looking to take some creatures out and put more consistent non creature spells in. Mostly stuff like Cyclonic Rift, but also some one-drops that are a bit more potent then Electrickery.

I'm also considering Melek, Izzet Paragon. Reason is if I can find a way to keep maybe 14-16 creatures while the rest being instants, sorceries, and lands, then playing one-drops and 2-drops like Unsummon will copy, giving you more field control.

I'm considering Kraken Hatchling as an easy blocker that can stick around for a few turns.

Other cards I'm considering: Mercurial Chemister ( draw engine plus 1 mana fling.) Reckless Waif  Flip ( yes, I'm aware that Delver of Secrets  Flip exists, it's just way overused in izzet decks. If there is any better alternative besides delver, feel free to let me know.) Mizzium Mortars and Cyclonic Rift ( self-explanatory.)

All opinions, constructive criticism and grammar-nazi remarks are welcome.

Also, Unsummon Fog Bank and sadly, Stuffy Doll will be rotating out of standard soon. i need replacements for these guys. i will be adding the m14 young pyromancer to this deck.

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Date added 11 years
Last updated 11 years
Legality

This deck is not Standard legal.

Rarity (main - side)

2 - 0 Mythic Rares

8 - 2 Rares

20 - 4 Uncommons

10 - 9 Commons

Cards 60
Avg. CMC 2.72
Folders Blue, Colorless, Izzet(U/R)
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