Cheap Poison!

Pauper GU (Simic)

StevenG

Instant (19)

• 3x Dispel
• 3x Fuel for the Cause
• 3x Harrow
• 2x Into the Roil
• 4x Mutagenic Growth
• 4x Vines of Vastwood

Land (23)

• 2x Evolving Wilds
• 8x Forest
• 2x Halimar Depths
• 8x Island
• 3x Terramorphic Expanse

Creature (11)

• 4x Blighted Agent
• 3x Blightwidow
• 4x Cystbearer

Sorcery (7)

• 4x Distortion Strike
• 3x Ponder

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Sideboard

Creature (6)

• 2x Corpse Cur
• 4x Ichorclaw Myr

Instant (6)

• 3x Cancel
• 3x Pistus Strike

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This deck was built to survive pauper tourneys! It has a wicked, wicked combo where Vines of Vastwood gets played on Cystbearer or Blightwidow kicked to give it shroud & +4/+4. Then you cast Distortion Strike for an additional +1/+0 and it becomes unblockable that turn. So you swing for 7 unblockable poison damage that turn, & next turn swing for a minimum of 3 unblockable poison.

EDIT: Updated the deck by tossing in Mutagenic Growth for 9 unblockable poison. In theory, this deck is a 4 turn kill.

Turn One: Forest

Turn Two: Island & play Blighted Agent

Turn Three: Forest, play Cystbearer and attack for 1 unblockable poison.

Turn four: Cast Vines of Vastwood kicked for +4/+4 & can't be hit by opponent's spells or abilities this turn, Distortion Strike for +1/+0 and unblockable this turn & Mutagenic Growth for +2/+2 for 2 life on Cystbearer & attack for 10 unblockable poison damage with pumped Cystbearer & Blighted Agent.

Date added	13 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Pauper legal.
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.03