Cloacas Matter

Commander / EDH* RGW (Naya)

QueenMarkitta

Creature (20)

• 1x Dragon Egg
• 1x Dragonlord Dromoka
• 1x Dragonmaster Outcast
• 1x Dryad of the Ilysian Grove
• 1x Etali, Primal Storm
• 1x Ghalta, Primal Hunger
• 1x Giant Adephage
• 1x Hellkite Tyrant
• 1x Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
• 1x Nesting Dragon
• 1x Regal Behemoth
• 1x Roc Egg
• 1x Summoner's Egg
• 1x Trostani, Selesnya's Voice
• 1x Universal Automaton
• 1x Urabrask the Hidden
• 1x Utvara Hellkite
• 1x Verdant Sun's Avatar
• 1x Worldspine Wurm
• 1x Zetalpa, Primal Dawn

Enchantment (10)

• 1x Aura Shards
• 1x Curse of Bounty
• 1x Deafening Silence
• 1x Evolutionary Leap
• 1x Goblin Bombardment
• 1x Instill Energy
• 1x Land Tax
• 1x Parallel Lives
• 1x Quest for Renewal
• 1x Rhythm of the Wild

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Sarkhan Vol

Land (31)

• 1x Bountiful Promenade
• 1x Brushland
• 1x Canopy Vista
• 1x Command Tower
• 8x Forest
• 1x High Market
• 1x Karplusan Forest
• 1x Mosswort Bridge
• 5x Mountain
• 5x Plains
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Spire Garden
• 1x Sungrass Prairie
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Temple of the False God

Artifact (14)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Boros Signet
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Gruul Signet
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Phyrexian Altar
• 1x Selesnya Signet
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Thornbite Staff
• 1x Thousand-Year Elixir

Commander (1)

Instant (16)

• 1x Autumn's Veil
• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Cloudshift
• 1x Eerie Interlude
• 1x Generous Gift
• 1x Heroic Intervention
• 1x Krosan Grip
• 1x Nature's Claim
• 1x Noxious Revival
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Pyroblast
• 1x Red Elemental Blast
• 1x Silence
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Veil of Summer
• 1x Vitalize

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Farseek
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Natural Order
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 1x Regrowth
• 1x Vandalblast

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Sideboard

Creature (8)

• 1x Avenger of Zendikar
• 1x Gishath, Sun's Avatar
• 1x Goring Ceratops
• 1x Polyraptor
• 1x Purphoros, Bronze-Blooded
• 1x Runic Armasaur
• 1x Seedborn Muse
• 1x Zacama, Primal Calamity

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Anointed Procession
• 1x Curse of Predation
• 1x Curse of the Nightly Hunt
• 1x Descendants' Path
• 1x Lurking Predators
• 1x Warstorm Surge

Artifact (2)

• 1x Altar of Dementia
• 1x Magewright's Stone

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Austere Command
• 1x Decimate

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Ready for an egg-cellent adventure at Atla's Hatchery! Lay 'em, hatch 'em, and scramble 'em for a good time. We got dragons, we got dinosaurs, we got insects, we got wurms, and we got Eldrazi (they have that reptilian energy--good enough)!

Worried about creature removal spells from your buddies in black & blue? Atla's got a plan for that with her anti-bruising instants, blinkery, and re-re-reCURSION, baby!

Ramp for dat herbal seasoning, spot removal for if your play buddies try to spill some COMBO action on ya, sac-altars to crack eggs on (this is your brain on egg. THIS is your brain on... ZACAMA!!!), and a smattering of hasty hormone to keep Atla's cloaca egg-cellerating.

There's room for more egg token doublers in this deck, but you don't really need them.. as the French say, one egg is an-oeuf.

Bonus: when you win, tell your meta that "Eggs get laid-- you don't!" so no one ever wants to play with you again!!

Date added	4 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	13 - 4 Mythic Rares 26 - 12 Rares 29 - 2 Uncommons 14 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.16
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Bird 3/3 W, Copy Clone, Dragon 2/2 R, Dragon 4/4 R, Dragon 5/5 R, Dragon 6/6 R, Dragon Egg 0/2 R, Egg 0/1 G, Elephant 3/3 G, Plant 0/1 G, The Monarch, Wurm 5/5 G w/ Trample