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Simic Sea Monster Catastrophe!

Close the Beaches! Don't ignore it like that Mayor from Jaws! People gonna get hurt!

I totally overhauled the original seamonster deck. Tuned up the ramp package, filled it with cards to cheat in creatures. Updated the interaction/response group and added some new critters to wreak havoc on the peaceful island dwellers. Y'all gonna need more than sunscreen to stay safe this summer!

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Take advantage of the landfall properties that Simic does so well.
Draw a bunch of cards.
Cheat in some fatties to wreck the beach.
Overwhelm your opponents with combat damage.
Possibly do all of this whilst wearing an eyepatch and whistling sailor songs.
Braids, Conjurer Adept Helps everyone, probably doesn't get countered.
Defense of the Heart Most people don't know it exists. It does, and it's awesome!
Elvish Piper such value!
Kodama of the East Tree
Lure of Prey Great response to an opponent casting a creature.
Lurking Predators Unbelievable value! Dropping fatties every turn.
Natural Order Can get green or creatures with green as part of their identity.
Pattern of Rebirth Killed my creature? Meet my new creature.
Quicksilver Amulet pay 4 for an 8cmc critter... good deal!
Rampaging Baloths In a landfall... lol.
Selvala's Stampede You're getting stuff no matter what.
Just a friendly bunch of big, swimming, sometimes flying, fatties, who are occasionally on horseback.
Arixmethes, Slumbering Isle
Chasm Skulker Kill em, I don't care!
Dark Depths we're going to do that thing with Thespian's Stage and get a big boi out quick!
Hullbreaker Horror Cause he's a jerk.
Murkfiend Liege Stacking counters.
Nadir Kraken
Psychosis Crawler Not on theme but damn effective. Get's huge and gives us lots of value from our frequent draws. I'ma give him swimming lessons.
Scourge of Fleets Bye bye opponents stuff.
Serpent of Yawning Depths
Slinn Voda, the Rising Deep does stuff.
Spawning Kraken
Stormtide Leviathan Opponents watch in stunned horror as you eat them!
Avenger of Zendikar he don't swim but he fits in here so nicely... we'll get him some waterwings so he's an honorary Sea Monster.
This is the stuff we do to make it more funner!
Sun Quan, Lord of Wu Give those fish horsemanship so they're unblockable!
Wonder and Archetype of Imagination Now they're flying sea monsters.
Retreat to Coralhelm and Simic Growth Chamber partner nicely for extra landfalls and shenanigans.
Scute Swarm Quickly becomes a stunning math project if nobody kills it off.

Combo Biovisionary with Echoing Equation   to turn all my creatures into copies of Biovisionary for the win.
Combo Mystic Reflection with Avenger of Zendikar for a ridiculous swarm of avengers and plants.
Maskwood Nexus Makes all of my creatures Krakens so they are immune to Scourge of Fleets.
Rooftop Storm Because if Maskwood Nexus is in there, then my swimmy buddies are also zombies and therefor free to cast.
swap out Terramorphic Expanse with mystic reflection or maskwood nexus.

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Played against an infuriating solitaire player rocking an Aesi deck. Afterwards, decided I never wanted anyone to feel that way about my deck. Aesi is now in the 99 and Kenessos is the new General. OUT: Gush , Braids, Conjurer Adept , Phychosis Crawler , Kodama of the East Tree, Island , Sakura-Tribe Elder , Sakura-Tribe Scout , Jeweled Lotus , Llanowar Scout IN: Slinn Voda, the Rising Deep , Scourge of Fleets , Koma, Cosmos Serpent , Simic Sky Swallower , Misty Rainforest , Sensei's Divining Top , Training Grounds , Select for Inspection , Preordain , Curate , Otherworldly Gaze

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Date added 3 years
Last updated 1 day
Legality

This deck is Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

7 - 0 Mythic Rares

42 - 0 Rares

20 - 0 Uncommons

12 - 0 Commons

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 3.70
Tokens Beast 3/3 G, Beast 4/4 G, City's Blessing, Copy Clone, Foretell, Insect 1/1 G, Koma's Coil 3/3 U, Kraken 9/9 U, Marit Lage, Plant 0/1 G, Tentacle 1/1 U, Zombie 2/2 B
Folders The Dankest of Decks, Deck, cool, sea monster
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