Have you ever wanted to do a complete lockdown of a game?
Have you ever thought of putting your opponent in a metaphorical prison?
Do you want people to curse you while you're able to dictate the entire game?
Then fear not, my fellow control freaks, this deck is for you!*
This colorless Artifact Lockdown deck is riddled with nuisances and pains, but only for your opponent! Drop a
Bottled Cloister
and then slap down an Ensnaring Bridge to make creature decks a thing of the past. Make sure your opponents can't do diddly-squat on your turn by throwing down a
Trinisphere
or a Chalice of the Voide and a
Mana Web
. Plenty of time to get that tron going to make sure that you can play the big boys, such as Ugin, the Spirit Dragon and Sundering Titan.
Plenty of fun to be had with this deck.
Well, at least for YOU anyway.
*this deck not impervious to Storm Crow.
People are going to see your deck and think that theirs are SOO much better than yours. They are going to play their lands, their creatures, whatever they like, and then you're going to start getting your pieces if you didn't have them already. You're going to slap that Ensnaring Bridge down and either already have a
Bottled Cloister
, Chalice of the Void, or a
Trinisphere
out, or at the ready in your hand. At this point, your opponent is thinking about how badly his creature approach is screwed. "Not to worry," he might think. "I still have my instants and sorc-"
You're going to cut him off by shoving a
Mana Web
in his face. Throw down a
Defense Grid
too, who's going to stop you? By now that tron is pumping, or you can abuse
Metalworker
(thanks Panda213), and while you're just sitting there, lean over your table while you look into your opponent's soul and say,
"Oh crap," your opponent is now thinking. "Well, what's he going to do? He can't attack with creatures either!"
This is where Reliquary Tower can come in handy. build up your hand, and after you get your card advantage and your hand back from
Bottled Cloister
, swing with whatever you want.
Let us say that you didn't have your beaters. Alright, no big deal. Get your old pal Ugin, the Spirit Dragon to burn your opponent with colorless fury.
Maybe you decide to add the sideboard in and start wiping out his creatures. Maybe you burn him out of the game. Maybe your opponent just gets up and goes home and rethinks his life. There are plenty of ways to win, and lots of fun to be had with this deck. Er, for you, anyway.
Thank you so much for checking it out, and if you did enjoy it, or think that taxation is theft, please hit that +1 button, and let me know what I could do to make this deck better. Cheers!