Do you like telling people no? Do you Like doing it A lot? So much so that it is pushing away everyone you love?
Here is a cheap deck for you, you sadistic weirdo.
The combo is pretty straight forward; try to pull out
Drowner of Secrets
and Stonybrook Schoolmaster to start producing tokens for
Lullmage Mentor
. The rest of the deck is either counters to help make tokens or something to help speed up the rate you pull off the combo.
Don't be afraid to use
Puresight Merrow
to mill your own deck to get what you need, AND always use him before
Fallowsage
. If you are having trouble use
Drowner of Secrets
and all of your endless merfolk tokens to mill out your opponent the old fashioned way just like Grandpa Stalin would.
Remember Kids, even if they have the nicest shiniest cards it doesn't matter if you never let it hit the field. However, if you screw that up and are staring down some huge 10/10 abomination from the butt of WOTC,
Mind Control
it and watch your possible friendships die.
At the time of the posting of this stack of sadism, you can get it as mostly Near Mints from TCG player for $10.89, all your friendships, and your self respect. For another $1.20, you can get 5 Merfolk Tokens, and 5 Merfolk Wizard Tokens to take the place of the friends you've driven off.
