Diaochan is gross and I love it

Commander / EDH

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Creature (14)

• 1x Archwing Dragon
• 1x Creepy Doll
• 1x Darksteel Colossus
• 1x Darksteel Juggernaut
• 1x Darksteel Sentinel
• 1x Etched Champion
• 1x Flamerush Rider
• 1x Goblin Heelcutter
• 1x Manor Gargoyle
• 1x Ryusei, the Falling Star
• 1x Starke of Rath
• 1x Stuffy Doll
• 1x Toymaker
• 1x Zurgo Bellstriker

Land (35)

• 1x Ghitu Encampment
• 34x Mountain

Enchantment (3)

• 1x Burning Earth
• 1x Dictate of the Twin Gods
• 1x Furnace of Rath

Artifact (33)

• 1x Akroma's Memorial
• 1x Caged Sun
• 1x Champion's Helm
• 1x Chimeric Coils
• 1x Chimeric Egg
• 1x Chimeric Idol
• 1x Chimeric Mass
• 1x Chimeric Sphere
• 1x Chimeric Staff
• 1x Cloud Key
• 1x Coldsteel Heart
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Darksteel Brute
• 1x Darksteel Forge
• 1x Darksteel Plate
• 1x Extraplanar Lens
• 1x Foriysian Totem
• 1x Gauntlet of Power
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Guardian Idol
• 1x Illusionist's Bracers
• 1x Jade Statue
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Manalith
• 1x Mask of Avacyn
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Thornbite Staff
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Unwinding Clock
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak
• 1x Worn Powerstone
• 1x Xanthic Statue

Instant (9)

• 1x Lightning Axe
• 1x Lightning Bolt
• 1x Lightning Strike
• 1x Magma Spray
• 1x Reroute
• 1x Searing Blaze
• 1x Searing Blood
• 1x Wild Ricochet
• 1x Wild Slash

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Lava Spike
• 1x Mizzium Mortars
• 1x Pyroclasm
• 1x Red Sun's Zenith
• 1x Ruthless Invasion

Commander (1)

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I got the idea for this deck from Jeremy of LoadingReadyRun, in an episode of Friday Nights. Basically, the most important thing here is make sure Diaochan has hexproof, pro red, or indestructible. Then since all your other creatures are actually artifacts that BECOME creatures or dash creatures in your hand, you have no valid targets for Diaochan's ability and therefore your opponents are forced to kill eachother's stuff. It's hilarious.

Date added	9 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 29 - 0 Rares 26 - 0 Uncommons 7 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.32
Tokens	Copy Clone