Dick Deck

Legacy

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Creature (18)

• 1x Aegis Angel
• 1x Archon of Justice
• 2x Chancellor of the Annex
• 2x Dawnglare Invoker
• 1x Gideon's Avenger
• 1x Hero of Bladehold
• 1x Kemba, Kha Regent
• 2x Kemba's Skyguard
• 1x Leonin Skyhunter
• 1x Loxodon Partisan
• 1x Puresteel Paladin
• 2x Serra Angel
• 1x Stoneforge Mystic
• 1x War Priest of Thune

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Elspeth, Knight-Errant
• 1x Gideon Jura

Land (20)

• 20x Plains

Enchantment (8)

• 1x Arrest
• 1x Honor of the Pure
• 2x Pacifism
• 2x Phyrexian Unlife
• 2x Spirit Mantle

Artifact (7)

• 1x Elixir of Immortality
• 2x Isolation Cell
• 2x Norn's Annex
• 1x Soul Conduit
• 1x Sword of War and Peace

Instant (6)

• 2x Emerge Unscathed
• 2x Guardians' Pledge
• 2x War Report

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Invincible Hymn

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This is a casual fun deck that I made to really be a jerk to my friends who always seem to win games by astronomical amounts of damage, or speed.

Concept:

The idea is not to lose the game by getting burnt or overrun by creatures.

Also to make it so whenever they want to attack or cast creatures they need to take life (phyrexian mana) or pay mana.

I have also added [Soul Conduit] so when I get below 0 life, I pop this in play, and swap life totals.

I have random creatures there to just help keep me alive if I cant get those Phyrexian Unlifes out.

Anything you all want to add to really make this the ultimate dick deck, please add.

Date added	13 years
Last updated	13 years
Legality	This deck is Legacy legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 14 - 0 Rares 11 - 0 Uncommons 13 - 0 Commons
Cards	62
Avg. CMC	3.57
Tokens	Cat 2/2 W, Emblem Elspeth, Knight-Errant, Soldier 1/1 W