Don't Feed the Mini Bears

Casual* Burn Casual RG (Gruul)

speedchicken29

Creature (11)

• 1x Chicken Egg
• 1x Dumb Ass
• 1x Fat Ass
• 1x Frazzled Editor
• 1x Goblin Secret Agent
• 1x Orcish Paratroopers
• 1x Red-Hot Hottie
• 1x Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug
• 1x Six-y Beast
• 2x Toy Boat

Land (23)

• 5x Forest
• 4x Gruul Guildgate
• 10x Mountain
• 4x Rugged Highlands

Instant (10)

• 4x Blast from the Past
• 2x Deal Damage
• 4x Saute

Artifact (2)

• 2x My First Tome

Enchantment (10)

• 1x Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire
• 4x Confusion in the Ranks
• 1x Curse of the Fire Penguin
• 4x Form of the Squirrel

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Land Aid '04
• 1x Strategy, Schmategy
• 1x Thieves' Auction

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The goal of this deck is to get maximum laughs as it's unhinged! However, like all of my decks it still has a win condition because it's no fun to play a deck that literally can't win.

The win condition is Form of the Squirrel + Confusion in the Ranks. This does, however, require your opponent to play an enchantment. Alternatively you can drop Thieves' Auction while there is an even number of things on the field so that your opponents are stuck with an enchantment. This allows you to play your combo.

Once you give them control of Form of the Squirrel they pretty much already lose. Just sit there until you get a burn spell to kill the squirrel with lol

Date added	7 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	16 - 0 Rares 8 - 0 Uncommons 16 - 0 Commons
Cards	59
Avg. CMC	3.31
Tokens	4/4 R Creature Chicken, Goblin 1/1 R, Squirrel 1/1 G