Don't Gate So Butt Hurt

Standard* Budget Enchantment Four Color

OFWGKTA

Creature (22)

• 4x Burning-Tree Emissary
• 4x Gatecreeper Vine
• 4x Gateway Shade
• 3x Greenside Watcher
• 3x Vampire Nighthawk
• 4x Wasteland Viper

Land (24)

• 4x Boros Guildgate
• 4x Golgari Guildgate
• 4x Gruul Guildgate
• 4x Orzhov Guildgate
• 4x Rakdos Guildgate
• 4x Selesnya Guildgate

Enchantment (12)

• 4x Crackling Perimeter
• 4x Hold the Gates
• 4x Urban Burgeoning

Sorcery (2)

• 2x Pillar of Flame

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Sideboard

Creature (7)

• 4x Ambush Viper
• 3x Typhoid Rats

Artifact (4)

• 4x Pithing Needle

Instant (4)

• 4x Naturalize

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WARNING: THIS DECK IS TERRIBLE -Terrible for your friends -Terrible for people who want (wanted) to be your friends -Terrible for the people who spent so much time and money on their main deck

Thanks for the +1 and your comments

24 tapped gates, slow play, and boring creatures...

And yet you're probably gonna go buy this deck, destroy some kids, see a few people rage/scream/cry, and take credit for being such a genius. -Shout out to MinscAndBoo for coming up with the idea

Crackling Perimeter at the heart of the attack, draining your life before you even know it

Gatecreeper Vine makes sure a gate drop isn't missed

Greenside Watcher and especially Burning-Tree Emissary speed up the play by adding to your mana pool

Hold the Gates to evolve the small creatures you have to keep you safe until Crackling Perimeter can properly do it's job

Gateway Shade & Vampire Nighthawk can finish the job for you if you're getting a bad draw while your Wasteland Viper gives you that extra bit of D

Lemme know what you think, and even better try it out. Nothing will bring you more satisfaction than slicing apart somebody's $500 deck that they've been working on for years for less than one of my fake girlfriends bras

Top Ranked	Achieved #15 position overall 11 years ago
Date added	11 years
Last updated	11 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	0 - 4 Rares 23 - 0 Uncommons 37 - 11 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.03
Folders	Decks to make, Don't Gate So Butt Hurt, Good decks, Gates, Save