DORAN IS AN ASS MAN

Commander / EDH BGW (Abzan, Junk)

Trained_Orggasm

Other (24)

• 1x Abzan Beastmaster
• 1x Angelic Chorus
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Behind the Scenes
• 1x Catapult Fodder  ^Flip
• 1x Graceful Antelope
• 1x Harnessed Snubhorn
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Mirari's Wake
• 1x Nethroi, Apex of Death
• 1x Ohran Frostfang
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Retribution of the Meek
• 1x Shadrix Silverquill
• 1x Sidar Kondo of Jamuraa *f-etch*
• 1x Skinshifter
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Soulless Jailer
• 1x Stoneskin
• 1x Tower Defense
• 1x Treebeard, Gracious Host
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak
• 1x Zopandrel, Hunger Dominus

Utility Creatures (7)

• 1x Baird, Steward of Argive
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Marble Titan
• 1x Oathsworn Giant
• 1x Runic Armasaur
• 1x Trostani, Selesnya's Voice
• 1x Vhati il-Dal

Land (37)

• 1x Barren Moor
• 1x Bountiful Promenade
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 7x Forest
• 1x Golgari Rot Farm
• 1x Murmuring Bosk
• 1x Mystifying Maze
• 1x Opal Palace
• 9x Plains
• 1x Selesnya Sanctuary
• 6x Swamp
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Tranquil Thicket
• 1x Undergrowth Stadium
• 1x Vault of Champions
• 1x Vault of the Archangel

Removal (10)

• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Assassin's Trophy
• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Dusk / Dawn
• 1x Generous Gift
• 1x Krosan Grip
• 1x Mythos of Nethroi
• 1x Oblivion Ring
• 1x Slaughter the Strong
• 1x Swords to Plowshares

Toughness Matters (5)

• 1x Ancient Lumberknot
• 1x Assault Formation
• 1x Baldin, Century Herdmaster
• 1x Huatli, the Sun's Heart
• 1x Rasaad yn Bashir

Commander (1)

Dummy Thicc (10)

• 1x Autochthon Wurm
• 1x Colfenor, the Last Yew
• 1x Ikra Shidiqi, the Usurper
• 1x Loxodon Lifechanter
• 1x Oketra the True
• 1x Rhox Faithmender
• 1x Sapling of Colfenor
• 1x Sentinel
• 1x Swooping Talon
• 1x Zetalpa, Primal Dawn

Ramp (8)

• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Journey of Discovery
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Three Visits
• 1x Yavimaya Elder

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Maybeboard

Other (46)

• 1x Access Tunnel
• 1x Angel of Destiny
• 1x Assemble the Players
• 1x Avenging Huntbonder
• 1x Beacon Hawk
• 1x Bedrock Tortoise
• 1x Bilbo, Birthday Celebrant
• 1x Bloodchief Ascension
• 1x Bloodroot Apothecary
• 1x Celestial Convergence
• 1x Debt of Loyalty
• 1x Delney, Streetwise Lookout
• 1x Elesh Norn  ^Flip
• 1x Escape Tunnel
• 1x Expel the Interlopers
• 1x Exquisite Blood
• 1x Exsanguinate
• 1x Fangorn, Tree Shepherd
• 1x Feast on the Fallen
• 2x Fell the Profane  ^Flip
• 1x Final Showdown
• 1x Guiltfeeder
• 1x Hooded Blightfang
• 1x Inner Sanctum
• 1x Inversion Behemoth
• 1x Ixhel, Scion of Atraxa
• 1x Kunoros, Hound of Athreos
• 1x Last March of the Ents
• 1x Magnigoth Treefolk
• 1x Polluted Bonds
• 1x Sacred Rites
• 1x Sanguine Bond
• 1x Saving Grace
• 1x Sheoldred, the Apocalypse
• 1x Starlit Soothsayer
• 1x Stuffy Doll
• 1x The Meathook Massacre
• 1x Tower Winder
• 1x Tree of Perdition
• 1x Tree of Redemption
• 1x Treefolk Umbra
• 1x Trenching Steed
• 1x Unstoppable Ash
• 1x Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose
• 1x Weathered Sentinels

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CANNOT LIE

Zopandrel, Hunger Dominus, Meekstone

Meekstone for Marble Titan

Basic land for access tunnel

Date added	4 years
Last updated	2 months
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 0 Mythic Rares 32 - 0 Rares 27 - 0 Uncommons 11 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.89
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Elephant 3/3 G, Food, Inkling 2/1 WB, Warrior 1/1 W w/ Vigilance