Emry's Watersports Super Center

Commander / EDH* Artifact Casual Jank Mono-Blue Vehicle

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Driver (23)

• 1x Metalwork Colossus
• 1x Mishra's Factory
• 1x Mobilized District
• 1x Etherium Sculptor
• 1x Manakin
• 1x Spellskite
• 1x Steel Overseer
• 1x The Reality Chip
• 1x Vedalken Engineer
• 1x Master of Etherium
• 1x Mirran Spy
• 1x Palladium Myr
• 1x Sai, Master Thopterist
• 1x Scrap Trawler
• 1x Shimmer Myr
• 1x Jhoira's Familiar
• 1x Lodestone Golem
• 1x Padeem, Consul of Innovation
• 1x Scaretiller
• 1x Kuldotha Forgemaster
• 1x Replication Specialist
• 1x Spire Golem
• 1x Meteor Golem

Token (9)

• 1x Servo Schematic
• 1x Mirrodin Besieged
• 1x Sai, Master Thopterist
• 1x Efficient Construction
• 1x Mechanized Production
• 1x Prototype Portal
• 1x Thopter Spy Network
• 1x Tezzeret, Artifice Master
• 1x Masterful Replication

Recur (5)

• 1x Codex Shredder
• 1x Conjurer's Bauble
• 1x Scrap Trawler
• 1x Conqueror's Galleon  ^Flip
• 1x Scaretiller

Sacrifice (3)

• 1x Sai, Master Thopterist
• 1x Krark-Clan Ironworks
• 1x Kuldotha Forgemaster

Counter (2)

• 1x Spellskite
• 1x Wizard Replica

Lifegain (1)

• 1x Inventors' Fair

Mill (1)

• 1x Codex Shredder

Protection (1)

• 1x Padeem, Consul of Innovation

Vehicle (18)

• 1x Consulate Dreadnought
• 1x Heart of Kiran
• 1x High-Speed Hoverbike
• 1x Sky Skiff
• 1x Smuggler's Copter
• 1x Cultivator's Caravan
• 1x Daredevil Dragster
• 1x Mighty Servant of Leuk-o
• 1x Mobile Garrison
• 1x Bomat Bazaar Barge
• 1x Conqueror's Galleon  ^Flip
• 1x Fleetwheel Cruiser
• 1x Golden Argosy
• 1x Ovalchase Dragster
• 1x Thundering Chariot
• 1x Untethered Express
• 1x Weatherlight
• 1x Thundersteel Colossus

Ramp (12)

• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Etherium Sculptor
• 1x Manakin
• 1x Vedalken Engineer
• 1x Cultivator's Caravan
• 1x Foundry Inspector
• 1x Palladium Myr
• 1x Jhoira's Familiar
• 1x Krark-Clan Ironworks
• 1x Scaretiller
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Blinkmoth Urn

Land (34)

• 1x Castle Vantress
• 1x Darksteel Citadel
• 1x Inventors' Fair
• 27x Island
• 1x Mishra's Factory
• 1x Mobilized District
• 1x Scavenger Grounds
• 1x Conqueror's Galleon  ^Flip

Beater (2)

• 1x Metalwork Colossus
• 1x Master of Etherium

Wincon (2)

• 1x Mechanized Production
• 1x Masterful Replication

Ping (1)

• 1x Skysovereign, Consul Flagship

Synergy (1)

• 1x Throne of the God-Pharaoh

Commander (1)

Draw (12)

• 1x Aether Spellbomb
• 1x Chromatic Sphere
• 1x Smuggler's Copter
• 1x The Reality Chip
• 1x Mighty Servant of Leuk-o
• 1x Sai, Master Thopterist
• 1x Bomat Bazaar Barge
• 1x Conqueror's Galleon  ^Flip
• 1x Padeem, Consul of Innovation
• 1x Thopter Spy Network
• 1x Weatherlight
• 1x Tezzeret, Artifice Master

Enabler (10)

• 1x Ashnod's Transmogrant
• 1x Manifold Key
• 1x Steel Overseer
• 1x Master of Etherium
• 1x Mirran Spy
• 1x Mobile Garrison
• 1x Shimmer Myr
• 1x Encroaching Mycosynth
• 1x Golden Argosy
• 1x Unwinding Clock

Removal (5)

• 1x Aether Spellbomb
• 1x Transmogrifying Wand
• 1x Lux Cannon
• 1x Skysovereign, Consul Flagship
• 1x Meteor Golem

Tutor (3)

• 1x Inventors' Fair
• 1x Kuldotha Forgemaster
• 1x Tezzeret, Artifice Master

Copy (1)

• 1x Replication Specialist

Grave hate (1)

• 1x Scavenger Grounds

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Maybeboard

Driver (24)

• 1x Iron Apprentice
• 1x Automated Artificer
• 1x Myr Retriever
• 1x Patchwork Automaton
• 1x Silver Myr
• 1x Acquisition Octopus
• 1x Circuit Mender
• 1x Moonfolk Puzzlemaker
• 1x Relic Golem
• 1x Runaway Trash-Bot
• 1x Salvager of Ruin
• 1x Trophy Mage
• 1x Arcbound Crusher
• 1x Dramatist's Puppet
• 1x Katsumasa, the Animator
• 1x Chakram Retriever
• 1x Darksteel Juggernaut
• 1x Research Thief
• 1x Cyberdrive Awakener
• 1x Kappa Cannoneer
• 1x Mirrorshell Crab
• 1x Sojourner's Companion
• 1x Workshop Elders
• 1x Broodstar

Ramp (5)

• 1x Moonsnare Prototype
• 1x Automated Artificer
• 1x Silver Myr
• 1x Network Terminal
• 1x Ugin, the Ineffable

Land (2)

• 1x Mech Hangar
• 1x Roadside Reliquary

Recur (2)

• 1x Myr Retriever
• 1x Salvager of Ruin

Loot (1)

• 1x Network Terminal

Protection (1)

• 1x Mechtitan Core

Sacrifice (1)

• 1x Grinding Station

Wipe (1)

• 1x Aligned Hedron Network

Draw (12)

• 1x Roadside Reliquary
• 1x Ecologist's Terrarium
• 1x Mnemonic Sphere
• 1x Reckoner Bankbuster
• 1x Silent Submersible
• 1x The Reality Chip
• 1x Acquisition Octopus
• 1x Circuit Mender
• 1x The Antiquities War
• 1x Research Thief
• 1x Tamiyo's Journal
• 1x Ugin, the Ineffable

Enabler (9)

• 1x Mech Hangar
• 1x Mobilizer Mech
• 1x Scroll of the Masters
• 1x Moonfolk Puzzlemaker
• 1x Katsumasa, the Animator
• 1x Chakram Retriever
• 1x Tezzeret the Seeker
• 1x Cyberdrive Awakener
• 1x Workshop Elders

Wincon (6)

• 1x Grimoire of the Dead
• 1x Tezzeret's Gatebreaker
• 1x The Antiquities War
• 1x Tezzeret the Seeker
• 1x Cyberdrive Awakener
• 1x Mindslaver

Other (2)

• 1x Soul-Guide Lantern
• 1x Slagstone Refinery

Lifegain (2)

• 1x Aethersphere Harvester
• 1x Circuit Mender

Removal (2)

• 1x Moonsnare Prototype
• 1x Ugin, the Ineffable

Ping (1)

• 1x Ballista Charger

Stax (1)

• 1x Quicksilver Fountain

Vehicle (12)

• 1x Imposter Mech
• 1x Mechtitan Core
• 1x Mobilizer Mech
• 1x Reckoner Bankbuster
• 1x Silent Submersible
• 1x Aethersphere Harvester
• 1x Brute Suit
• 1x Mindlink Mech
• 1x Futurist Sentinel
• 1x Untethered Express
• 1x Ballista Charger
• 1x Enchanted Carriage

Counters (7)

• 1x Iron Apprentice
• 1x Ecologist's Terrarium
• 1x Patchwork Automaton
• 1x Arcbound Crusher
• 1x Dramatist's Puppet
• 1x Katsumasa, the Animator
• 1x Kappa Cannoneer

Token (6)

• 1x Reckoner Bankbuster
• 1x Titan Forge
• 1x Enchanted Carriage
• 1x Tamiyo's Journal
• 1x Thopter Squadron
• 1x Thopter Assembly

Copy (3)

• 1x Imposter Mech
• 1x Mindlink Mech
• 1x Mirage Mirror

Counter (2)

• 1x Null Brooch
• 1x Mirrorshell Crab

Mill (2)

• 1x Grinding Station
• 1x Keening Stone

Tutor (2)

• 1x Trophy Mage
• 1x Tezzeret the Seeker

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Come on down to Emry's Lochmere Lake Watersports Super Center! We've got deals! deals! deals!

With no mana down, Emry's will give you the keys to this certified pre-owned Bomat Bazaar Barge rated best in class by G.C. Karn and Associates**! Emry's sells more than just watercraft! With no mana down sign and drive this low mileage Daredevil Dragster! Well qualified groups of buyers can take this Consulate Dreadnought all over the plane for just one colorless mana! Impress your friends and enemies alike with this beautiful Blinkmoth Urn or accessorize your new Dusk Legion Dreadnought with this stunning Unwinding Clock! Every vehicle or powersports accessory you buy at Emry's Watersports Center has a chance to receive one of these fantastic discounts from Jhoira's Familiar, Etherium Sculptor, or Foundry Inspector or...

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MASTER THAT DEAL!!!!™

with Sai, Master Thopterist's free thopter token deal! That's right Emry's Lochmere Lake Watersports Super Center has everything you need for fun on the water, in the great outdoors, or while planeshifting and always the plane's lowest pricing!

PLUS! Every vehicle or powersports accessory you buy at Emry's Lochmere Lake Watersports Super Center comes with a full lifetime warranty! Sink it to the bottom of the lake and we'll recover it for you! Or anyway we'll recover something for you...

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For a limited time only, push pull or tow in your trade-in for top mana at our Krark-Clan Ironworks.

Can't make it to Emry's before closing time? We offer free pick-up of your trade-in and delivery! You place the order and we'll send our Deadeye Quartermaster, Tezzeret, Artifice Master, or Kuldotha Forgemaster to haul it in.

Don't wait, these deals (and probably this deck) won't last for long!

♫ (Saxophones blaring) ♪♪ ♫ Emry's Sports Center, your key to summer fun!!! ♪♪ ♫

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Due to unprecedented demand, wait times for vehicle recovery are currently very long. Vehicle recovery will be prioritized based on value. Emry's is currently under Gatewatch environmental committee investigation for excessive lake dumping. All no-money-down offers contingent on credit approval and Emry's final tapping authority. Vehicle accessories and options not included in base price unless advertised. **Based on Karn, the Great Creator's annual ranking of "Medium Duty River Barges". All "no mana down offers contingent on eligibility for cost reduction discounts. All sales final. Emry's Watersports Super Center reserves the right, without warning and in any phase, to reposes any and all vehicles and/or accessories to dump back to the bottom of the lake. Emry's is not responsible for unexpected removal, targeted or otherwise.

What the hell is wrong with you?

I've never seen a vehicle theme deck for Emry and although it's probably one of the weakest builds available that still has good synergy, I thought I'd try it out. As soon as I started, I abandoned all pretense of making a "good" deck for maximum "used powersports and sports accessories" flavor. I still think that this is a fairly decent playable deck, but...

The deck is built first around vehicles with artifacts etc. and especially token generating artifacts to make the main themes workable. This deck can majorly struggle to disrupt other decks plans so you need to get as much on the board as possible as quickly as possible and ram some jet skis down their throats. Fortunately, Emry is cheap and it's not hard to establish a decent board state quickly. Emry is focused on her world and Lochmere lake, so there is not a ton of interaction, but Spellskite and Wizard's Replica are recurable (or copyable) which can give you some avenues. On the removal side, combat damage with the bigger vehicles is sadly a fairly relied upon form of removal, but Lux Cannon, Transmogrifying Wand, Meteor Golem and even Aether Spellbomb give you some ability to deal with threats. Deadlock Trap is kind of a pet card for me, and is probably mostly a junk card, but it can deal with activated ability problems as well as removing a threat temporarily and you can always dump it, sac it for value, or just let it sit on the battlefield for to increase your artifact count if it's not useful.

There are a lot of cards in the deck that great in any artifact deck, but one card that I have to call out as punching above it's weight class is Scaretiller. The basic idea is that since you'll almost always have milled a land or two into the graveyard, you can tap it to crew a vehicle and get a land out of the lake evert turn. You can do it to crew a vehicle for an attack, a block, or just at an end step to grab the land. You always need bodies to drive.

Suggestions are welcome, but I'm not out here trying to make this deck win. I'm just here to crush some sandos ride the waves on Lake Lochmere.

Top Ranked	Achieved #30 position overall 4 years ago Achieved #21 position in Commander / EDH 4 years ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Artifact 4 years ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Casual 4 years ago
Date added	4 years
Last updated	7 months
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 31 - 0 Rares 21 - 0 Uncommons 15 - 0 Commons
Cards	99
Avg. CMC	3.21
Tokens	Copy Clone, Emblem Tezzeret, Artifice Master, Golem 3/3 C, Myr 1/1 C, Ox 2/4 W, Servo 1/1 C, Thopter 1/1 C
Folders	Hey, look at these, Mono Blue, Fully Formed, Copy Unashamedly, Vehicles, Clever EDH Concepts, Ready Random Decks (EDH)