Ethereal Dick Slap

Standard*

xblitz13x

Creature (17)

• 1x Brazen Wolves
• 1x Bruna, the Fading Light  ^Meld
• 1x Bruna, the Fading Light  ^Meld
• 2x Conduit of Storms  ^Flip
• 1x Drogskol Shieldmate
• 1x Emissary of the Sleepless
• 1x Fiend Binder
• 1x Hanweir Garrison  ^Meld
• 1x Howlpack Wolf
• 1x Impetuous Devils
• 1x Pious Evangel  ^Flip
• 1x Thermo-Alchemist
• 2x Unruly Mob
• 1x Vildin-Pack Outcast  ^Flip
• 1x Voldaren Duelist

Land (22)

• 1x Blighted Steppe
• 2x Drownyard Temple
• 7x Mountain
• 9x Plains
• 1x Stone Quarry
• 1x Westvale Abbey  ^Flip
• 1x Wind-Scarred Crag

Enchantment (7)

• 1x Bound by Moonsilver
• 1x Choking Restraints
• 2x Prophetic Ravings
• 1x Sigarda's Aid
• 1x Spiteful Motives
• 1x Vessel of Ephemera

Artifact (5)

• 1x Cathar's Shield
• 1x Cryptolith Fragment  ^Flip
• 1x Soul Separator
• 1x Terrarion
• 1x Thirsting Axe

Instant (4)

• 2x Borrowed Hostility
• 1x Ride Down
• 1x Strength of Arms

Sorcery (8)

• 1x Alchemist's Greeting
• 1x Angelic Purge
• 2x Distemper of the Blood
• 2x Incendiary Flow
• 1x Providence
• 1x Spectral Reserves

---

Angels, Werewolves, Spirits, and Humans, oh my.

Date added	8 years
Last updated	8 years
Exclude colors	UBG
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	2 - 0 Mythic Rares 8 - 0 Rares 13 - 0 Uncommons 23 - 0 Commons
Cards	63
Avg. CMC	2.93
Tokens	Copy Clone, Human 1/1 R, Human Cleric 1/1 BW, Human Soldier 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 W