Eva 1.11 - Slugs are (not) nice

Commander / EDH Counterspell Slug Tokens UB (Dimir)

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Ramp (17)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Charcoal Diamond
• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Ornithopter of Paradise
• 1x Silver Myr
• 1x Sky Diamond
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Talisman of Dominance
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble
• 1x Worn Powerstone

A little bit of counterspells (6)

• 1x An Offer You Can't Refuse
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Drown in the Loch
• 1x Fierce Guardianship
• 1x Mana Drain
• 1x Negate

Pls don't hurt my slug friend (2)

• 1x Curator's Ward
• 1x Kaya's Ghostform

After all, why shouldn't i have you as an alternate wincon? (1)

• 1x Oona, Queen of the Fae

Fog, just in case (1)

• 1x Darkness

I had a dream where you got more slime than usual during my turn (1)

• 1x Savor the Moment

Lifegain (1)

• 1x Eternal Thirst

Tutor(?) (1)

• 1x Diabolic Intent

Draw (11)

• 1x Bankrupt in Blood
• 1x Corrupted Conviction
• 1x Erebos, Bleak-Hearted
• 1x Into the Roil
• 1x Night's Whisper
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Sign in Blood
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Stinging Study
• 1x Village Rites

I need you to have things so I can kill them (7)

• 1x Akroan Horse
• 1x Clackbridge Troll
• 1x Genesis Chamber
• 1x Hunted Horror
• 1x Hunted Phantasm
• 1x Infernal Genesis
• 1x Tombstone Stairwell

Removal (4)

• 1x Curse of the Swine
• 1x Feed the Swarm
• 1x Into the Roil
• 1x Rapid Hybridization

It does kinda the same as our commander but not as good but still (2)

• 1x Massacre Wurm
• 1x The Meathook Massacre

What if it was more than just 7/7? (2)

• 1x Cultist of the Absolute *f-etch*
• 1x Eternal Thirst

I had a dream where each death gave me two slugs instead of one (1)

• 1x Drivnod, Carnage Dominus

Recall (1)

• 1x Command Beacon

Wipe (1)

• 1x Damnation

Commander (1)

Lands (37)

• 1x Command Beacon
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Darkslick Shores
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 2x Island
• 11x Island
• 1x Sunken Hollow
• 4x Swamp
• 14x Swamp
• 1x Watery Grave

Oh yeah (3)

• 1x Slaughter Specialist
• 1x Sludge Monster
• 1x Yawgmoth, Thran Physician

Sac fodders (2)

• 1x Bitterblossom
• 1x Oona, Queen of the Fae

Another friend (1)

• 1x Giant Slug

I had a dream where i had two toxrills instead of one (1)

• 1x Irenicus's Vile Duplication

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Other (1)

• 1x The Meathook Massacre

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I do not approve of this

I just wanna begin by saying WOTC is a big jerk for making me build this in order to have fun with weird creature types (weird being anything not elves/merfolk/goblin yada yada yada. Why did it have to be such a mean commander? Why does wizards show no care for us who like keeping our friends and playing on the same table more than once? F u wizards.

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Strategy

You might have noticed this deck has a notable amount of ramp for a dimir deck. The idea is to get Toxrill out ASAP, controlling your opponents as you do it, and swing for the win since your opponents are most likely not gonna have anything to block anyway. We also like our opponents creatures dying, we like that a LOT, so much so that we can't rely on the chance of our opponents simply playing a deck that barely plays any creatures, which is why we have so many cards here that give'em those. So we can see them die, so we can get more sluggy friends, and profit. Oona is here for an alternate wincon, you know, in case toxrill died 4 times and you would rather dish 20 mana on her ability instead of casting the slug again.

That's it. Ramp, kill/counter threats, cast toxrill, swing for the win. Just as easy and sluggish as it can get.

Oh, and before anyone asks: NO I WILL NOT PUT THE BELL OR THE BIG FROGIFY IN THIS DECK. IF YOU THINK TOXRILL NEEDS TO GET MORE MEAN THAN ALREADY IS WITH THOSE ADDITIONS I SUGGEST YOU GET SOME HELP.

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O yea, i'm a huge fan of the Eva rebuilds

Top Ranked	Achieved #27 position overall 1 year ago Achieved #19 position in Commander / EDH 1 year ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Counterspell 1 year ago
Date added	1 year
Last updated	1 year
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	11 - 0 Mythic Rares 25 - 0 Rares 14 - 0 Uncommons 18 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.60
Tokens	1/1 B Creature Minion, Boar 2/2 G, Centaur 3/3 G w/ Pro Black, Copy Clone, Faerie Rogue 1/1 B, Faerie Rogue 1/1 UB, Frog Lizard 3/3 G, Goat 0/1 W, Goblin 1/1 R, Human 1/1 W, Myr 1/1 C, Slug 1-1 B, Soldier 1/1 W, Treasure, Zombie 2/2 B w/ Haste
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