Fat Baby Bastard Boy

Commander / EDH* GU (Simic)

CheddarBones

Creature (25)

• 1x Archetype of Endurance
• 1x Beastcaller Savant
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Bloom Tender
• 1x Craterhoof Behemoth
• 1x Cultivator Colossus
• 1x Elvish Archdruid
• 1x Elvish Mystic
• 1x Fyndhorn Elves
• 1x Garruk's Packleader
• 1x Incubation Druid
• 1x Koma, Cosmos Serpent
• 1x Llanowar Elves
• 1x Llanowar Visionary
• 1x Maraleaf Pixie
• 1x Nyxbloom Ancient
• 1x Palinchron
• 1x Priest of Titania
• 1x Quirion Explorer
• 1x Sylvan Caryatid
• 1x Thassa's Oracle
• 1x Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger
• 1x Wall of Blossoms
• 1x Wood Elves
• 1x Yavimaya Elder

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Freed from the Real
• 1x Pemmin's Aura
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Sylvan Library

Land (40)

• 1x Academy Ruins
• 1x Botanical Sanctum
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Flooded Grove
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 12x Forest
• 1x Hinterland Harbor
• 9x Island
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Rejuvenating Springs
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Temple of Mystery
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Waterlogged Grove
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Foothills
• 1x Yavimaya Coast

Sorcery (10)

• 1x Adventurous Impulse
• 1x Animist's Awakening
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Divination
• 1x Finale of Devastation
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Mind Spring
• 1x Ponder
• 1x Preordain
• 1x Seasons Past

Commander (1)

Artifact (11)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Basalt Monolith
• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Lotus Petal
• 1x Scroll Rack
• 1x Simic Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Talisman of Curiosity
• 1x Thought Vessel

Instant (9)

• 1x AEtherize
• 1x Barrier Breach
• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Fading Hope
• 1x Growth Spiral
• 1x Hunter's Insight
• 1x Krosan Grip
• 1x Reality Shift
• 1x Worldly Tutor

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Sideboard

Enchantment (7)

• 1x Carpet of Flowers
• 1x Compost
• 1x Elvish Guidance
• 1x Intruder Alarm
• 1x Mystic Remora
• 1x Steal Enchantment
• 1x Viridian Revel

Creature (5)

• 1x Dominating Licid
• 1x Fangren Hunter
• 1x Jin-Gitaxias, Core Augur
• 1x Pygmy Hippo
• 1x Ranging Raptors

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Drain Power
• 1x Ponder
• 1x Preordain

Instant (4)

• 1x Foil
• 1x Mana Short
• 1x Mystical Dispute
• 1x Veil of Summer

Artifact (2)

• 1x Blade of Selves
• 1x Springleaf Drum

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Kinnan is a fat little bastard baby boy who loves to be a plump little bitch. This is his story.

This is supposed to be lowish power to play for fun but Kinnan is an actual certified murderer so I'm prob not gonna play this deck or try to tweak it.

Date added	3 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	13 - 1 Mythic Rares 33 - 6 Rares 18 - 8 Uncommons 14 - 6 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.83
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Copy Clone, Koma's Coil 3/3 U, Manifest 2/2 C