Gary's House of Bouncing Rats

Modern

Profawesome

Land (22)

• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 3x Marsh Flats
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 3x Snow-Covered Forest
• 2x Snow-Covered Plains
• 3x Snow-Covered Swamp
• 1x Temple Garden
• 3x Verdant Catacombs
• 3x Windswept Heath
• 1x Woodland Cemetery

Creature (29)

• 4x Burglar Rat
• 4x Chittering Rats
• 3x Elvish Visionary
• 3x Knight of Autumn
• 4x Ravenous Chupacabra
• 1x Ravenous Rats
• 2x Siege Rhino
• 4x Stonehorn Dignitary
• 4x Wall of Omens

Artifact (4)

• 4x Conjurer's Closet

Instant (4)

• 4x Eerie Interlude

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Immortal Servitude

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Sideboard

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Immortal Servitude
• 4x Thoughtseize

Instant (3)

• 3x Surgical Extraction

Creature (3)

• 3x Lone Missionary

Artifact (4)

• 4x Damping Sphere

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aka Really Annoying Ways To Lose.dec

Used to actually include Gary before they printed Knight of Autumn and we splashed green and added conjurer's closet.

Date added	8 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	0 - 4 Mythic Rares 28 - 4 Rares 8 - 4 Uncommons 16 - 3 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	3.16
Folders	Modern