The idea for this deck came with Forbidden Orchard. Any typ of mana you want, but you gift your opponent a free creature. But was there a way to even benefit from that ...
OH FUCKING YES, there are plenty! And it's freaking hilarious.
Since only four Orchards aren't enough to have fun, we also play Hunted Phantasm & Mercy Killing (if he has no creature to target, just give him one with Beast Within and then make him sac it for extra lols).
Everytime your opponents gets a creature or cast one by his own, you gain life with (Soul Warden, Soul's Attendant), Authority of the Consuls and Trespasser's Curse and your opponent loses life (Suture Priest, Blood Seeker and Trespasser's Curse again - this card is insane in this deck). He can't really use them against you or loses even more life, thanks to Batwing Brume. If he has life left give him a little of Rakdos Charm or hit him with the unblockable Hunted Phantasm (It is actually to mana expensive but worth a try: MOTHERFUCKING Massacre Wurm)
The deck has a very low mana curve. After 2 turns your engine will be ready, turn 4 is enough to drown your poor opponent in his own creatures. The deck has 11 removals to start with, and they all come at instant speed (and benefit your game plan). On top, you create early on some juicy extra life that will keep your ass floating. So try it out and give a away some free creatures today!
Example for sweet start:
1) Forbidden Orchard (+ Soul Warden just to be save) + a token for the other side
2) Land + Suture Priest or + a token for him
3) Land + Hunted Phantasm + 6 token -> you get 7 life, he loses 6. It matters little if he attacks you this turn.
4) Land + pass turn. He has 8 tokens, feeling great. But how will he like a Batwing Brume when he attacks, losing 8 life. Two mana left, how about Rakdos Charm after giving him another token - 9 damage. Let's watch him looking puzzled at his side board.
Unlikely? Not so much, since you can replace the cards by one another (Suture Priest = Blood Seeker = Trespasser's Curse)
What about Control Decks. I don't know, you tell me. Suggestions welcome :) (Also for Hubs, I don't know where to put this deck)
