Glissa's Dishonest Hips

Commander / EDH*

oneironym

Creature (27)

• 1x Archers' Parapet
• 1x Axebane Guardian
• 1x Colossus of Akros
• 1x Crenellated Wall
• 1x Duplicant
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Foundry Inspector
• 1x Gleaming Barrier
• 1x Golden Guardian  ^Flip
• 1x Junk Diver
• 1x Karn, Silver Golem *oversized*
• 1x Marionette Master
• 1x Myr Battlesphere
• 1x Noxious Gearhulk
• 1x Overgrown Battlement
• 1x Pilgrim's Eye
• 1x Pontiff of Blight
• 1x Portcullis Vine
• 1x Shifting Wall
• 1x Shimmer Myr
• 1x Steel Hellkite
• 1x Traproot Kami
• 1x Verdurous Gearhulk
• 1x Wall of Junk
• 1x Wall of Souls
• 1x Wall of Tanglecord
• 1x Wurmcoil Engine

Enchantment (3)

• 1x Assault Formation
• 1x Dictate of Erebos
• 1x Tortured Existence

Land (34)

• 1x Buried Ruin
• 1x Darksteel Citadel
• 11x Forest
• 1x Golgari Guildgate
• 1x Grim Backwoods
• 1x Hissing Quagmire
• 1x Inventors' Fair
• 1x Jungle Hollow
• 1x Llanowar Wastes
• 1x Polluted Mire
• 1x Slippery Karst
• 10x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Malady
• 1x Tree of Tales
• 1x Vivid Marsh

Sorcery (11)

• 1x Black Sun's Zenith
• 1x Bone Splinters
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Fortuitous Find
• 1x Harmonize
• 1x Jarad's Orders
• 1x Primal Growth
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 1x Treasured Find
• 1x Victimize
• 1x Yahenni's Expertise

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Garruk, Apex Predator
• 1x Vraska the Unseen

Commander (1)

Artifact (13)

• 1x Bow of Nylea
• 1x Executioner's Capsule
• 1x Golem Foundry
• 1x Golgari Cluestone
• 1x Horizon Spellbomb
• 1x Ichor Wellspring
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Liquimetal Coating
• 1x Lotus Petal
• 1x Noetic Scales
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Sword of the Animist
• 1x Vial of Poison

Instant (9)

• 1x Assassin's Trophy
• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Crop Rotation
• 1x Harrow
• 1x Putrefy
• 1x Reclaim
• 1x Slice in Twain
• 1x Sprouting Vines
• 1x Ultimate Price

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I figured if I'm going to be re-casting lots of artifacts, make 'em cheap ones. Like walls. Then this started turning into a butts deck.

Date added	8 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 0 Mythic Rares 22 - 0 Rares 24 - 0 Uncommons 25 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.08
Tokens	Assassin 1/1 B w/ Player Killer, Beast 3/3 B, Beast 3/3 G, Emblem Garruk, Apex Predator, Golem 3/3 C, Golem 4/4 C, Myr 1/1 C, Servo 1/1 C, Treasure, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Deathtouch, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Lifelink