Goats n' Hoes,
Goats n' Hoes,
Gotta have me my goats n' hoes!
Lets start this off with the basic premise of the deck. Life Gain, A.K.A. BENJAMINS
We's got a variety of Hoes in various beautiful forms dat gain us some benjamins by slammin some breezys (creature production). So ya start by makin dem Hoes werk da board. Wit da get up of getting as much skrilla (white mana symbols) out fo yo Hoes crib da Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx and ma particularly favorite Hoe; ma main bitch
Springjack Shepherd
. So yo wonderin, wat's da deez wit dem 0/1 goats? Dat's when dem Hoes start gettin tricky. Ya start krunkin out and make dem otha Hoes start werkin da board. Ya slam out your Hoes wita true presence down on dat corner. All dem hood rats knows when deez Hoes is down workin da board; Godhead of Awe, Archangel of Thune, Elspeth Tirel. Na only does yo Hoe Godhead of Awe get yo goats rollin, she single handily pimp slaps aw da other playa haters and trick ass tricks to da curb. Ya got dis dope ass trick, da fly gurl Archangel of Thune who jus bombs dem Goats n' Hoes with gatz (+1/+1 counters). Dis last flow momma flex likes to get down to keep it real. My baby momma Elspeth Tirel.
So let me sum dis up. Ya start makin yo skrilla to get yo Hoes to start slammin dem benjamins so you can kick down dem gatz on yo rollin crew. Ya feel me?
Ya keep yo main bitch rollin wit Strionic Resonator and Cloudshift. Which keeps dem benjamins flowin in.
Givin dem Hoes da true brand of protection from aw dem other playa haters with
Mark of Asylum
, keep um goin and doped out wit Well of Lost Dreams.
Ya always gotta have a plan if ya lose yo Hoes makin dem benjamins. Put um right back inda place wita back hand to da face, Return to the Ranks.
My Hoes got no beefs wit sendin yo hood rat ass downtown. Deez Hoes hear dem tweets. Yall will end up wita Prison Term or an Aura of Silence. Ya got dat put down sneeka steala on one hand or dat ball gag wita bitch slap in da otha, yo choice.
Don't hate da hoes, hate da playa.
