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Grand Theft Andrew

Legacy*

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Instant (8)

Sorcery (4)


Lots of tricks in this nasty little deck.

Steal opponent's game with Gilded Drake and Waterfront Bouncer, or get them swing-happy with just your 'Bouncer in play. The first few turns are calm, because nobody wants to swing into Waterfront Bouncer, knowing the outcome. You even have time to intentionally discard the occasional Inkwell Leviathan, and let them think that you should have taken a mulligan.

"Shucks. Mana screwed again!"

Opponent thinks he can swing away with Gilded Drake in your graveyard, but after he declares attack I just Shallow Grave targeting Gilded Drake. Thanks. Is it my turn yet? :D

The real game begins when Spellbound Dragon starts swinging, and you get to drop Inkwell Leviathan, Kederekt Leviathan, or It That Betrays to make the drake absolutely huge. It's a likely target for removal, however. Granted, you've been pissing them off with Waterfront Bouncer so much, they most likely have been wasting removal on him already, assuming he's the cornerstone of your deck.

Remember that Inkwell Leviathan you discarded? Makeshift Mannequin time. This deck will keep them anticipating your next move and second-guessing themselves. There are a few singletons to keep 'em on their toes.

More hilarity ensues when Draining Whelk is in your graveyard. You declare your attack step, they play something, you Shallow Grave, targeting Draining Whelk. Thanks for the extra beats!! :)

The fun part is when your opponent realizes that your deck has the capability of returning Kederekt Leviathan to play at sorcery AND instant speed. 1B = Evacuation. :)

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Date added 15 years
Last updated 7 years
Legality

This deck is Legacy legal.

Rarity (main - side)

28 - 0 Rares

13 - 0 Uncommons

9 - 0 Commons

Cards 60
Avg. CMC 4.18
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