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Green Disrespect Roflstomp

Modern Aggro Competitive Mono-Green Weenie

Helixr


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Artifact (1)


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This simple mono green deck makes every opponent that playes their tharmogoyf 10000 moderndeck feel bad about their moneywaste because it ruins their day!

Succesfully beated these decks in playtesting:

  • GW Auras/Bogles
  • UR Storm
  • WUR Control
  • BG Rock
  • Bant Midrange
  • Bant Exalted
  • Mono Black Devotion
  • Jeskai Ascendancy (non-Fatestitcher version)
  • Urzatron

Main weaknesses:

  • Lightning Bolt/Anger of the Gods
  • Abrupt Decay/Other spot removal spells

Main strength:

  • Forcing your opponents to play on the clock; make them deal with your monsters or else they will lose. Their waste of money on their fetchlands and shocklands (300 mana base?) and thus their waste of life in the game makes it even easier for you. So when they fetch for that Steam Vents, don't forget to pet your 20 basic forests ;)

  • The sideboard has the proper answers to all the annoying overexpensive cards. More details: http://polishtamales.tumblr.com/post/91094637359

Credits to this deck go to Reddit!

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Updates Add

Wanted to do this when Dragons of Tarkir came out, but starting it off only now.

I removed Ratchet Bomb and Plummet from the sideboard and moved the 2 Mistcutter Hydras from the main to the side.

I added 3 Surrak, the Hunt Callers and changed the amount of Leatherback Baloths from 4 to 3.

Still need to test, but it seems like wanting Surrak as a 4 drop on the curve will mean a guaranteed turn 4 kill, since it gives himself haste (ignoring any possible removal). We will see what happens.

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Date added 10 years
Last updated 8 years
Legality

This deck is Modern legal.

Rarity (main - side)

8 - 6 Rares

21 - 3 Uncommons

12 - 6 Commons

Cards 60
Avg. CMC 1.72
Folders Decks, Modern
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