My friend bet me a Big Gulp that I couldn't make a G/W mill deck. Well, here we are. Now I have a free Big Gulp.
The goal is to use Melira, Sylvok Outcast, A persist creature, and Altar of Dementia to mill your opponents to death. Enjoy the look on their faces when they realize you just MILLED them, with a GREEN AND WHITE deck.
Card Choices:
Melira, Sylvok Outcast: The glue that holds this crazy train together. Without her, this deck would be impossible.
Altar of Dementia: A mill card for any color deck? Count me in! The other card that holds this all together.
Safehold Elite,Rendclaw Trow: The persist creatures. Because of Melira's ability, they don't get their -1/-1 counter when they return to the battlefield. So you can sac them over and over to the Altar of Dementia for infinite mill.
Worldly Tutor: Missing Melira? NO PROBLEM.
Green Sun's Zenith
: Helps if the game is running late due to bad draws.
Canopy Cover: Keep Melira safe from pesky removal spells.
Harmonize: Green card draw, why not?
Phyrexian Unlife: Taking too long to get all the pieces? As long as Melira is alive, you will be too.
Swords to Plowshares: I know you like your creatures, but I don't. Sorry.
Chrome Mox: More mana please. Turn 2 win combo piece.
Wild Growth: My land taps for extra mana? And its only to cast? Boo-yah!
Vexing Shusher S: Screw off counterspells. Nobody likes you.
Guttural Response
: S More counterspell hate.
Nature's Claim S: Oblivion Ring my Altar? How about no.
If you want to erase black from this deck entirely, like 0 traces of it, replace Rendclaw Trow with Kitchen Finks.
PERFECT TURN 2 WIN HAND:
1 Forest, Wild Growth, Harmonize/any green spell, Melira, Sylvok Outcast, Altar of Dementia, Safehold Elite, Chrome Mox
Turn 1: Drop your Chrome Mox, Exiling the Harmonize or other green card, then drop your Forest, tap Chrome Mox for , use that to cast Wild Growth on the Forest, tap the Forest for and play Altar of Dementia
Turn 2: Hopefully you draw a land or another Wild Growth. Play that land, or play the Wild Growth on your Forest, tap your Forests and Chrome Mox for a total of . cast Safehold Elite and Melira, Sylvok Outcast, sac the Safehold Elite, and win.
