Hapatra, Queen of Danger Noodles

Commander / EDH BG (Golgari) Counters Tokens

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Creature (23)

• 1x Arbor Elf
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Channeler Initiate
• 1x Creakwood Liege
• 1x Devoted Druid
• 1x Essence Warden
• 1x Grim Poppet
• 1x Hex Parasite
• 1x Ivy Lane Denizen
• 1x Leafkin Druid
• 1x Meren of Clan Nel Toth
• 1x Necroskitter
• 1x Pitiless Plunderer
• 1x Plaguemaw Beast
• 1x Prosperous Innkeeper
• 1x Puppeteer Clique
• 1x Quillspike
• 1x Soul Snuffers
• 1x Sylvan Caryatid
• 1x Viscera Seer
• 1x Wickerbough Elder
• 1x Yawgmoth, Thran Physician
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat

Sorcery (13)

• 1x Bitter Ordeal
• 1x Black Sun's Zenith
• 1x Circuitous Route
• 1x Deadly Brew
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Intent
• 1x Dread Return
• 1x Eldritch Evolution
• 1x Green Sun's Zenith
• 1x Gruesome Fate
• 1x Primal Growth
• 1x Skyshroud Claim
• 1x Victimize

Land (33)

• 1x Blooming Marsh
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Darkmoss Bridge
• 1x Deathcap Glade
• 1x Dryad Arbor
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 6x Forest
• 1x Gaea's Cradle
• 1x Golgari Guildgate
• 1x Necroblossom Snarl
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Phyrexian Tower
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 6x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Wood
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Twilight Mire
• 1x Undergrowth Stadium
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Witherbloom Campus
• 1x Woodland Cemetery
• 1x Woodland Chasm

Enchantment (12)

• 1x Blowfly Infestation
• 1x Cryptolith Rite
• 1x Dictate of Erebos
• 1x Doubling Season
• 1x Fecundity
• 1x Flourishing Defenses
• 1x Growing Rites of Itlimoc  ^Flip
• 1x Nest of Scarabs
• 1x Parallel Lives
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Seal of Primordium
• 1x Season of Growth

Commander (1)

Artifact (14)

• 1x Altar of the Brood
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Blasting Station
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Contagion Clasp
• 1x Contagion Engine
• 1x Golgari Signet
• 1x Jar of Eyeballs
• 1x Phyrexian Altar
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Talisman of Resilience
• 1x Thought Vessel

Instant (4)

• 1x Abrupt Decay
• 1x Assassin's Trophy
• 1x Heroic Intervention
• 1x Return to Nature

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Creature (8)

• 1x Catacomb Sifter
• 1x Evolution Sage
• 1x Grim Poppet
• 1x Ivy Lane Denizen
• 1x Llanowar Elves
• 1x Lockjaw Snapper
• 1x Plaguecrafter
• 1x Quirion Elves

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Crumbling Ashes
• 1x Fevered Convulsions
• 1x Journey to Eternity  ^Flip
• 1x Sadistic Obsession

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Lethal Sting
• 1x Liliana's Influence
• 1x Spread the Sickness

Instant (3)

• 1x Costly Plunder
• 1x Grim Affliction
• 1x Natural State

Artifact (2)

• 1x Serrated Arrows
• 1x Trigon of Corruption

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Liliana, Death Wielder

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First deck I've brewed from scratch since 2018. The goals of the deck are simple: spread as many -1/-1 counters as possible, keep opponents' creatures to a minimum, and eventually explode in one of many possible weird, convoluted infinite loop combos. This was designed for more casual, fun play, despite the value of the cards I included.

There's a lot of cards that can easily be swapped in if you want to build this and can't find/afford some of the pricier cards on this list! Things like Doubling Season are a significant help, but are by no means necessary. One of the quickest-to-reach infinite combos in the deck is Quillspike, Devoted Druid, Hapatra, and Gruesome Fate, which are all pretty cheap! Check out the "Maybe" list for other cards I considered but didn't keep in this version, there's a lot to play with in this theme.

(Before I get any crazy looks, yes, I own a Gaea's Cradle, but NO I do not actually play it!!! I found a decent alt-art proxy website, I have one of those sleeved up instead of the real deal.)

Date added	2 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	2 - 0 Mythic Rares 36 - 0 Rares 26 - 0 Uncommons 22 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.81
Tokens	Elf Warrior 1/1 G, Experience Token, Insect 1/1 B, Snake 1/1 G, Snake 1/1 G w/ Deathtouch, Treasure, Worm 1/1 BG