Hapless Hulk

Commander / EDH* GWUB

Kahno

Land (29)

• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Bayou
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dryad Arbor
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Forbidden Orchard
• 1x Forest
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 1x Island
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Phyrexian Tower
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Savannah
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Scrubland
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Tropical Island
• 1x Tundra
• 1x Underground Sea
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Watery Grave
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Foothills

Artifact (9)

• 1x Chrome Mox
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Lotus Petal
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Mox Diamond
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Talisman of Dominance
• 1x Talisman of Unity

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Animate Dead
• 1x Carpet of Flowers
• 1x Mystic Remora
• 1x Sylvan Library

Instant (27)

• 1x Abrupt Decay
• 1x Ad Nauseam
• 1x Angel's Grace
• 1x Autumn's Veil
• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Chain of Vapor
• 1x Culling the Weak
• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Eladamri's Call
• 1x Flash
• 1x Flusterstorm
• 1x Force of Will
• 1x Lim-Dul's Vault
• 1x Mana Drain
• 1x Mental Misstep
• 1x Mystical Tutor
• 1x Nature's Claim
• 1x Noxious Revival
• 1x Pact of Negation
• 1x Silence
• 1x Spell Pierce
• 1x Summoner's Pact
• 1x Swan Song
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Tainted Pact
• 1x Vampiric Tutor
• 1x Worldly Tutor

Sorcery (10)

• 1x Cabal Therapy
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Intent
• 1x Dread Return
• 1x Gitaxian Probe
• 1x Imperial Seal
• 1x Ponder
• 1x Preordain
• 1x Timetwister
• 1x Windfall

Commanders (2)

Creature (19)

• 1x Arbor Elf
• 1x Avacyn's Pilgrim
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Cephalid Illusionist
• 1x Dark Confidant
• 1x Deathrite Shaman
• 1x Elves of Deep Shadow
• 1x Elvish Mystic
• 1x Elvish Spirit Guide
• 1x Fyndhorn Elves
• 1x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Hapless Researcher
• 1x Laboratory Maniac
• 1x Llanowar Elves
• 1x Noble Hierarch
• 1x Nomads en-Kor
• 1x Protean Hulk
• 1x Riftsweeper
• 1x Snapcaster Mage

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Fast slim combo version of 4C Flash Hulk

Shell brewed together with Cameron, Dan and Splitmouse.

Winning line goes as follows:

• cast Flash, pitching Protean Hulk,
• Hulk's ability triggers, fetching Dryad Arbor, Hapless Researcher, Nomads en-Kor, Cephalid Illusionist and Grand Abolisher,
• activate Nomads' ability, targeting Illusionist, milling away your library,
• sacrifice Dryad Arbor, Nomads and Illusionist to pay the flashback cost of Dread Return, reanimating Laboratory Maniac,
• activate Hapless Researcher's ability to win the game.

Date added	7 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	13 - 0 Mythic Rares 46 - 0 Rares 19 - 0 Uncommons 20 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	1.56
Tokens	Bird 2/2 U, Spirit 1/1 C
Folders	Hulking Out, Asshole decks