Her Highness Nalaar's Aristocrats

Standard* Aggro Artifact BR (Rakdos) Eldrazi

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Creature (29)

• 3x Distended Mindbender
• 3x Hanweir Garrison  ^Meld
• 4x Pia Nalaar
• 4x Scrapheap Scrounger
• 4x Syndicate Trafficker
• 2x Treasure Keeper
• 1x Voldaren Pariah  ^Flip
• 4x Weaponcraft Enthusiast
• 4x Zulaport Cutthroat

Land (24)

• 2x Aether Hub
• 4x Foreboding Ruins
• 1x Hanweir Battlements  ^{Flip  Meld}
• 4x Mountain
• 4x Smoldering Marsh
• 8x Swamp
• 1x Westvale Abbey  ^Flip

Instant (7)

• 3x Fatal Push
• 2x Grasp of Darkness
• 2x Unlicensed Disintegration

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Sideboard

Creature (4)

• 2x Filigree Familiar
• 1x Vengeful Rebel
• 1x Voldaren Pariah  ^Flip

Artifact (1)

• 1x Fleetwheel Cruiser

Instant (5)

• 1x Essence Extraction
• 1x Fatal Push
• 3x Shock

Sorcery (5)

• 2x Release the Gremlins
• 3x Transgress the Mind

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Attempting to be impervious to removal, yet aggressive on the attack. Made for a wide meta that continues to harass opponents with weenies that keep coming.

Built this originally as budget aristocrats running Distended Mindbender. Now that control looks promising I'm keeping him in. He is still awesome on a budety wallet.

Vital creatures are Scrapheap Scrounger and Zulaport Cutthroat. Also Westvale Abbey   and Hanweir Battlements provide a go to wincon.

And, of course, good ol' provides all the removal other colors lack.

Helps and comments are free to give.

Date added	8 years
Last updated	7 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	29 - 4 Rares 17 - 6 Uncommons 2 - 5 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.97
Tokens	Eldrazi Horror 3/2 C, Energy Reserve, Gremlin 2/2 R, Human 1/1 R, Human Cleric 1/1 BW, Servo 1/1 C, Thopter 1/1 C
Folders	Ideas