Hey! I stole your shit!!!

Modern BR (Rakdos)

NotStiffler

Creature (16)

• 4x Abyssal Persecutor
• 4x Bazaar Trader
• 4x Countryside Crusher
• 4x Greater Gargadon

Land (25)

• 4x Blackcleave Cliffs
• 4x Blood Crypt
• 2x Bojuka Bog
• 2x Graven Cairns
• 6x Mountain
• 4x Sulfurous Springs
• 3x Swamp

Artifact (4)

• 2x Grafted Wargear
• 2x Immortal Coil

Instant (3)

• 3x Grab the Reins

Sorcery (12)

• 4x Mark of Mutiny
• 4x Thoughtseize
• 4x Traitorous Blood

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Laugh at your opponents as their own creatures kill them! It is completely appropriate to throw in a couple "stop hitting yourself" comments as well.

Use Threaten effects to steal creatures permanently with Bazaar Trader or feed to Greater Gargadon.

Abyssal Persecutor can be sent over to the opponent if desperate and can be sac'd if need be by Greater Gargadon or Grab the Reins.

Countryside Crusher is a solid beater and allows me to filter my draws. I only play it when I have four land cards, even if the fourth is in my hand at the time. That way, each land card on my library gets pitched, pumps my Countryside Crusher s, and allows me to draw more cards that help me win, such as Traitorous Blood and other Threaten effects. I will not add any cards that cost more than 4 CMC due to this interaction.

Thoughtseize grabs the non-creature cards from my opponent's hand or anything else for that matter.

Grafted Wargear pumps my creatures and the ones I steal. Also is a sac outlet for stolen creatures and Abyssal Persecutor if needed.

Immortal Coil can be given to opponent as alt win-con. Bojuka Bog makes sure their graveyard is empty or I can simply damage them with their own creatures.

Top Ranked	Achieved #97 position overall 11 years ago
Date added	12 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 32 - 0 Rares 5 - 0 Uncommons 10 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	3.71
Folders	Active Decks, Decks, EDH, Stealy Deck, Sacrifice , Rakdos, Decks, potato