How to lose your friends 101

Commander / EDH* Budget Control Death and Taxes Hatebears Lifegain WU (Azorius)

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Creature (20)

• 1x Angelic Arbiter
• 1x Archangel of Tithes
• 1x Azor's Elocutors
• 1x Blade Splicer
• 1x Brago, King Eternal
• 1x Chasm Skulker
• 1x Deadeye Navigator
• 1x Ephara, God of the Polis
• 1x Gwafa Hazid, Profiteer
• 1x Isperia, Supreme Judge
• 1x Leonin Arbiter
• 1x Medomai the Ageless
• 1x Mesa Enchantress
• 1x Mistmeadow Witch
• 1x Mulldrifter
• 1x Odric, Master Tactician
• 1x Reflector Mage
• 1x Spelltithe Enforcer
• 1x Thalia, Heretic Cathar
• 1x Windborn Muse

Artifact (5)

• 1x Azorius Cluestone
• 1x Azorius Signet
• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Pearl Medallion

Enchantment (17)

• 1x Aura of Silence
• 1x Aurification
• 1x Authority of the Consuls
• 1x Detention Sphere
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Imprisoned in the Moon
• 1x Karmic Justice
• 1x Monastery Siege
• 1x Oblivion Ring
• 1x Pacifism
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Quarantine Field
• 1x Sphere of Safety
• 1x Stasis Snare
• 1x Steel of the Godhead
• 1x Suppression Field
• 1x Web of Inertia

Sorcery (6)

• 1x Approach of the Second Sun
• 1x Fragmentize
• 1x Open the Vaults
• 1x Planar Cleansing
• 1x Plea for Guidance
• 1x Rout

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Dovin Baan

Commander (1)

Instant (9)

• 1x Azorius Charm
• 1x Blue Sun's Zenith
• 1x Condemn
• 1x Disenchant
• 1x Fact or Fiction
• 1x Ojutai's Command
• 1x Render Silent
• 1x Sphinx's Revelation
• 1x White Sun's Zenith

Land (4)

• 1x Azorius Chancery
• 1x Azorius Guildgate
• 1x Kabira Crossroads
• 1x Meandering River

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Sideboard

Creature (3)

• 1x Felidar Sovereign
• 1x Soul Warden
• 1x Suture Priest

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This astoundingly mean Azorius control deck, will leave with no friends. (You were already there anyways)

Because you have no friends you'll need a scary looking pillow fort to make sure you're safe. Use cards like Aurification + Ghostly Prison + Propaganda to deter people from getting closer than you want them too.

Then use whatever social skills you can scramble together and try to make some friends by politically taking out threats with cards like Detention Sphere + Oblivion Ring (I plan on sideboarding a few counterspells if these enchantments don't do what I want)

Then once you feel safe start to ruin everyones day with cards like Blind Obedience or Angelic Arbiter

If things don't seem to be going your way you have a handful of board wipes to start all over again.

What fun would Azorius be without a bit of blink, Brago, King Eternal and Deadeye Navigator will blink cards like Mulldrifter Reflector Mage and Blade Splicer. Your you can use the blink effect on Brago to change the target of your prison enchantments like Oblivion Ring

I left out Eldrazi Displacer as I don't want to have to scramble for colorless mana to use his ability

I don't like losing with control so I added a bit of life gain and Felidar Sovereign, he's a shaky win-con, but a fun one (Sideboard). I also threw in a few fun cards in attempt to beat out what opponents dare to oppose my pillow fort. Medomai the Ageless and Chasm Skulker are good for that.

All in all this deck is really a first for me, I don't really build competitive commander decks or rarely spend lot of money on them, I figured I'd have fun.

I might sideboard some more blinkable creatures along with Venser, the Sojourner if I want to go more blink heavy.

I will be putting in an Elspeth, Sun's Champion and a Sol Ring as while the manabase of which I already own to help round out the deck.

Go lose your friends with this deck.

Any and all feedback is incredibly helpful

(THIS IS A BUDGET DECK)

Date added	7 years
Last updated	7 years
Key combos	Aurification + Ghostly Prison + Propaganda Detention Sphere + Oblivion Ring
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 1 Mythic Rares 29 - 0 Rares 18 - 0 Uncommons 9 - 2 Commons
Cards	63
Avg. CMC	3.51
Tokens	Cat 2/2 W, Emblem Dovin Baan, Phyrexian Golem 3/3 C, Squid 1/1 U
Folders	EDH