I didn't choose the Slug Life, Slug life chose me!

Commander / EDH Counters Group Slug Tokens UB (Dimir)

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Land (33)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Command Beacon
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Forbidden Orchard
• 7x Island
• 1x Karn's Bastion
• 1x Morphic Pool
• 1x Phyrexian Tower
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Shipwreck Marsh
• 1x Sunken Hollow
• 8x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Isle
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Underground River
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Watery Grave

Counter (7)

• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Disallow
• 1x Fierce Guardianship
• 1x Flusterstorm
• 1x Mana Drain
• 1x Negate
• 1x Swan Song

Wincon (4)

• 1x Kormus Bell
• 1x Poppet Stitcher  ^Flip
• 1x Revel in Riches
• 1x Torment of Hailfire

Mana (2)

• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Jet Medallion

Rock (15)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Black Market
• 1x Charcoal Diamond
• 1x Chrome Mox
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Jeweled Lotus
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Ornithopter of Paradise
• 1x Sky Diamond
• 1x Talisman of Dominance
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Thran Dynamo

Draw (9)

• 1x Bolas's Citadel
• 1x Night's Whisper
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Ponder
• 1x Preordain
• 1x Read the Bones
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Sign in Blood
• 1x Skullclamp

Removal (5)

• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Infernal Grasp
• 1x Pongify
• 1x Rapid Hybridization
• 1x Ravenform

Ramp (3)

• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble

Commander (1)

Creature (11)

• 1x Akroan Horse
• 1x Ayara, First of Locthwain
• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Clackbridge Troll
• 1x Falkenrath Noble
• 1x Hunted Horror
• 1x Hunted Phantasm
• 1x Morbid Opportunist
• 1x Slaughter Specialist
• 1x Sludge Monster
• 1x Syr Konrad, the Grim

Protection (5)

• 1x Feign Death
• 1x Kaya's Ghostform
• 1x Malakir Rebirth  ^Flip
• 1x Robe of Mirrors
• 1x Supernatural Stamina

Support (4)

• 1x Dowsing Dagger  ^Flip
• 1x Genesis Chamber
• 1x Massacre Wurm
• 1x Strionic Resonator

Proliferate (1)

• 1x Yawgmoth, Thran Physician

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Maybeboard

Other (6)

• 1x Grave Betrayal
• 1x Infernal Genesis
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Sacrifice
• 1x Soldevi Adnate
• 1x Tombstone Stairwell

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Get all the Ramp and Mana Rocks out to cast Toxrill, the Corrosive as soon as possible. Then, watch your opponents wail and suffer.

Suggestions welcome!

My group doesn't run Sol Ring, therefor it is not in the list.

~Under construction~

How to play

We try to get our COmmander out as soon as possible. Here we use all the Rocks and Ramp available. When Toxrill, the Corrosive hits the board it starts to get interesting. At the beginning of EACH (also your opponents!) endstep each opposing creature receives a Slime Counter. For each Slime Counter the opposing creatures get -1/-1. For each dead opposing creature, we receive a 1/1 Slug Token. That's why we also feed our opponents with tokens, using Akroan Horse and the like. Slugs can then be sacrificed to draw a card with Toxrill, the Corrosive ability or as blockers, attackers, etc.

WIP

Some cards explained

WIP

Thanks to

Hopefully to my group in the future, for not unfriending me.

bushido_man96 for pointing out the Gisa, Glorious Resurrector debacle.

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Deckname

The Name for the Deck comes from the Meme "I Didn't Choose The Thug Life, The Thug Life Chose Me".

"I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me" is a catchphrase used to express one's pride in living the thug lifestyle, a concept that is typically referenced in hip hop music, particularly in gangsta rap. Although rooted in hip hop, the phrase or its snowclone variation is often paired with various images depicting White suburban stereotypes, similar to the usage of other hip hop references like swag and haters gonna hate.

Source: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-didnt-choose-the-thug-life-the-thug-life-chose-me

Top Ranked	Achieved #24 position overall 3 years ago Achieved #20 position in Commander / EDH 3 years ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH UB (Dimir) 3 years ago
Date added	3 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	10 - 0 Mythic Rares 41 - 0 Rares 16 - 0 Uncommons 16 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.52
Tokens	Ape 3/3 G, Bird 1/1 U, Bird 2/2 U, Centaur 3/3 G w/ Pro Black, Foretell, Frog Lizard 3/3 G, Goat 0/1 W, Goblin 1/1 R, Human 1/1 W, Myr 1/1 C, Plant 0/2 G, Slug 1-1 B, Soldier 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 C, Treasure, Zombie 2/2 B w/ Decayed
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