I get cancer, I kill Jack.

Commander / EDH BG (Golgari) Deathtouch Indestructible Voltron

Podrick

Land Base (34)

• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Demolition Field
• 1x Fell the Profane  ^Flip
• 9x Forest
• 1x Ghost Quarter
• 1x Golgari Rot Farm
• 1x Hagra Mauling  ^Flip
• 1x Hissing Quagmire
• 1x Khalni Ambush  ^Flip
• 1x Llanowar Wastes
• 1x Mosswort Bridge
• 1x Necroblossom Snarl
• 1x Plaza of Heroes
• 1x Revitalizing Repast  ^Flip
• 1x Spymaster's Vault
• 5x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Wood
• 1x Treetop Village
• 1x Twilight Mire
• 1x Viridescent Bog
• 1x Witch's Clinic
• 1x Woodland Cemetery

Delay Tractics (7)

• 1x Constant Mists
• 1x Crawlspace
• 1x Freyalise's Winds
• 1x Moment's Peace
• 1x Obscuring Haze
• 1x Silent Arbiter
• 1x Tangle

Mana Ramp (6)

• 1x Mark of Sakiko
• 1x One with Nature
• 1x Search for Tomorrow
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Utopia Sprawl
• 1x Viewpoint Synchronization

Big Bear (4)

• 1x Bear Umbra
• 1x Forgotten Ancient
• 1x Necrosynthesis
• 1x Thran Power Suit

Wilson Protection (12)

• 1x Alpha Authority
• 1x Canopy Cover
• 1x Conqueror's Flail
• 1x Guardian Augmenter
• 1x Malakir Rebirth  ^Flip
• 1x Mask of Avacyn
• 1x Mirror Shield
• 1x Regeneration
• 1x Sudden Spoiling
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Tamiyo's Safekeeping
• 1x Tyvar's Stand

Card Draw (10)

• 1x Hunter's Insight
• 1x Keen Sense
• 1x Mindblade Render
• 1x Pact Weapon
• 1x Rishkar's Expertise
• 1x Sixth Sense
• 1x Snake Umbra
• 1x Soul's Majesty
• 1x Strength-Testing Hammer
• 1x The One Ring

Target Removal (7)

• 1x Assassin's Trophy
• 1x Astarion's Thirst
• 1x Baleful Mastery
• 1x Krosan Grip
• 1x Ruinous Intrusion
• 1x Tear Asunder
• 1x Ulvenwald Tracker

Keywords (FirstStrke + Lifelink) (5)

• 1x Basilisk Collar
• 1x Eternal Thirst
• 1x Fireshrieker
• 1x Unexpected Fangs
• 1x Vampiric Link

Commanders (2)

Wipes (8)

• 1x Deadly Tempest
• 1x Decree of Pain
• 1x Life's Finale
• 1x Lure
• 1x Mandate of Abaddon
• 1x Pestilence
• 1x Toxic Deluge
• 1x Worldslayer

WinCon (5)

• 1x Choose Your Weapon
• 1x Essence Harvest
• 1x Phyresis
• 1x Tainted Strike
• 1x Vorpal Sword

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This is one half of my modular Fight Club decks, flip a coin and play either The Narrator or Tyler Durden. Wilson, Refined Grizzly is the split personality bear commanding both decks.

In this instance Wilson, Refined Grizzly is Tyler Durden, the anarcho-terrorist and leader of Project Mayhem, backed up by Agent of the Shadow Thieves. This deck is a political twist on Voltron as Wilson always swings at the highest lifetotal (the capitalist pigs in my analogy). This leaves the table jostling to lose life and create a kitchen table Fight Club. With an indestructible Wilson, wiping the table often keeps the low creature count viable. This is why the deck has 6 boardwipes, Worldslayer is my salty favorite.

"It's only after we've lost everything, that we're free to do anything."

In the sister deck Wilson is the Edward Norton Narrator. The deck is: I am Jack's colon.

Date added	10 months
Last updated	1 week
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	2 - 0 Mythic Rares 37 - 0 Rares 34 - 0 Uncommons 13 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.74