I Hate Everything The Opponent Has

Standard BRG (Jund)

irraticate

Creature (9)

• 4x Courser of Kruphix
• 3x Master of Cruelties
• 2x Mogis, God of Slaughter

Planeswalker (4)

• 2x Chandra, Pyromaster
• 2x Vraska the Unseen

Land (26)

• 2x Blood Crypt
• 4x Forest
• 2x Mountain
• 4x Overgrown Tomb
• 8x Swamp
• 3x Temple of Abandon
• 3x Temple of Malice

Enchantment (3)

• 3x Underworld Connections

Instant (11)

• 3x Abrupt Decay
• 2x Devour Flesh
• 3x Golgari Charm
• 3x Hero's Downfall

Sorcery (7)

• 2x Drown in Sorrow
• 2x Mizzium Mortars
• 3x Rakdos's Return

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Sideboard

Creature (3)

• 3x Lifebane Zombie

Artifact (3)

• 3x Pithing Needle

Instant (5)

• 3x Dark Betrayal
• 2x Unravel the Aether

Sorcery (4)

• 4x Slaughter Games

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THIS DECK IS FOR ANGRY PEOPLE WHO HATE EVERYTHING.

Win Cons.:

These cards hate the opponent to such an extreme that they want to kill them. Truely the angiest cards in this deck.

Master of Cruelties- He hates the opponent's life pool, and he hates being blocked. I hate to see him unhappy, so I hate on the opponent.

Vraska the Unseen- I hate when creatures wanna gang up on planeswalkers. I hate the opponent's permanents. I just generally don't like the opponent.

Rakdos's Return- Rakdos hates waking up. Comparatively speaking, he only minorly dislike the opponent's hand and life. That's okay though, I hate those two previous things enough to make up for it.

Mogis, God of Slaughter- I hate peace. I hate when nothing happens.

Support Cards:

Drown in Sorrow- I hate Pack Rats, Elspeth tokens, Seahorses, and mana dorks.

Mizzium Mortars- I hate Blood Baron of Vizkopa. I hate the enemy's Courser of Kruphix. I hate everything.

Abrupt Decay- I hate Detention Sphere. Oh my God, I hate Detention Sphere.

Devour Flesh- I hate Hexproof. I hate Indestructable.

Golgari Charm- I REALLY HATE Detention Sphere! I also hate Supreme Verdict.

Hero's Downfall- I hate my opponent and anything the opponent wants to do.

Underworld Connections- I hate not having cards.

Courser of Kruphix- I hate not having lands.

Chandra, Pyromaster- I hate having my Master of Cruelties blocked. I hate not being able to dig further into my deck with my above two cards.

Date added	10 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	12 - 0 Mythic Rares 27 - 10 Rares 5 - 5 Uncommons 2 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	3.03
Tokens	Assassin 1/1 B w/ Player Killer