I Have No Idea What I Am Doing

Commander / EDH Four Color Jank Multiplayer Theme/Gimmick UBRG

Decrepit_Angel

Land (33)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Badlands
• 1x Bayou
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Forbidden Orchard
• 1x Forest
• 1x Gemstone Caverns
• 2x Island
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Taiga
• 1x Tropical Island
• 1x Underground Sea
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Volcanic Island
• 1x Watery Grave
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Foothills

Instant (7)

• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Demonic Consultation
• 1x Manamorphose
• 1x Meditate
• 1x Mystical Tutor
• 1x Vampiric Tutor
• 1x Word of Command

Sorcery (21)

• 1x Ancestral Vision
• 1x Burning Inquiry
• 1x Cruel Entertainment
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Doomsday
• 1x Guided Passage
• 1x Hypergenesis
• 1x Imperial Seal
• 1x Mind's Desire
• 1x Paradigm Shift
• 1x Ponder
• 1x Preordain
• 1x Show and Tell
• 1x Time Spiral
• 1x Timetwister
• 1x Unexpected Results
• 1x Warp World
• 1x Wheel of Fortune
• 1x Whispering Madness
• 1x Windfall
• 1x Winds of Change

Creature (12)

• 1x Abyssal Persecutor
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Bloom Tender
• 1x Deathrite Shaman
• 1x Etherium-Horn Sorcerer
• 1x Faerie Artisans
• 1x Maelstrom Wanderer
• 1x Perplexing Chimera
• 1x Platinum Angel
• 1x Platinum Emperion
• 1x Soldier of Fortune
• 1x Storm Crow

Commander (1)

Artifact (17)

• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Chrome Mox
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Grim Monolith
• 1x Knowledge Pool
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Memory Jar
• 1x Mox Diamond
• 1x Mox Opal
• 1x Paradox Engine
• 1x Pyxis of Pandemonium
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Talisman of Dominance
• 1x Talisman of Indulgence
• 1x Teferi's Puzzle Box
• 1x Timesifter

Enchantment (9)

• 1x Confusion in the Ranks
• 1x Dream Halls
• 1x Eye of the Storm
• 1x Hive Mind
• 1x Planar Chaos
• 1x Possibility Storm
• 1x Psychic Battle
• 1x Raging River
• 1x Shared Fate

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Creature (2)

• 1x Leveler
• 1x Vesuvan Doppelganger

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Eternal Dominion
• 1x Morality Shift

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Dictate of Kruphix

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The Garbage Fire that was my previous attempt to confuse my opponents to death (God is Dead) wasn't dumb enough so I decided to add to it and since I got bored of running my Thrasios/Vial Smasher hyper-competitive storm deck, I already have all of the duals and fetches and most of the relevant staples lying around for a deck. I really don't ever plan on winning with this but if I can break the game to the point that all of my opponents concede so that they don't have to figure out what is happening, I will consider it successful. I also need to be able to actually cast some of this garbage unlike my previous attempt which more or less just relied on people ignoring me until I cast confusing cards so there has to be some form of a functioning deck included in this mess. Feel free to recommend stuff.

Also, Hive Mind with Word of Command. I believe I am about to ruin the day of whatever judge has to get called over while we resolve that mess.

Date added	6 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 0 Mythic Rares 71 - 0 Rares 12 - 0 Uncommons 6 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.20
Tokens	Copy Clone, Spirit 1/1 C